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mustard salad

the act of oral sex ("eating out") being between two or more lesbians being performed while one or all of the active participants are inflicted with a severe vaginal yeast infection.

Originally heard spoken at a karaoke bar in SE Portland, OR in mid 2009, the term has spread to various town, cities and suburbs throughout the Pacific Northwest, USA.
The lesbian subsect called "homowhores" will give and receive the mustard salad regardless of smell, sight, or taste.
by SlaterDurkee August 6, 2009
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salad boy

A male prison inmate who eats and tongues another male's anus.
Joe was a salad boy in the Joint
by Estaben Reyes January 2, 2006
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Fruit Salad

What you see when you are mooned by a male. It is the collection of man-junk from a rear view.
While being mooned by Cassidy, I had the un-godly privilege of seeing his fruit salad.
by jamminjay October 18, 2002
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salad bowl

A potent mixture of different kinds of weed packed into a bong, blunt or pipe
Have a few of your friends come over so we can load a salad bowl
by teknolife August 30, 2005
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Toss The Salad

Gross, my cat just tossed his own salad! He just bent over, and he Toss The Salad!
by LinkFan64 September 21, 2008
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Greek salad

When a man with an uncircumcised penis and a buildup of smegma (a.k.a. dick cheese) has anal sex with his partner and then tosses his or her salad afterwards. The combination of the tossed salad and the "feta" dick cheese gives you a Greek salad.
Chris and Charles enjoyed a delicious Greek salad last night.
by HMRR December 11, 2010
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meat salad

--a late night meal that has nothing to do with a salad. This meal has all or most of it deep fried with the ingredients on hand and is usually consumed with catchup and hot sauce and ESPN Sport Center...
~"Jesus Lord!, that meat salad will kill you!"
~"What?!, you never had mozzarella sticks, french fries, bacon, and chicken fingers with cheese, as a snack before?!?"
~Alright James, you win, pass the catchup...
by 1:30 a.m. foods July 1, 2008
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