Brown swabbing

The act of sneakingly inserting a cotton bud into your partners anus, then pulling it out and shoving it in their face.

This act was discovered deep within the caves of the Noble hill.

Brown Swabbing

"Check this out! I brown swabbed my missus last night"

by BrownKandy August 22, 2011

poppin' swags like a toaster

It's like poppin' swags, but like a toaster.

Person 1: I have swag.
Person 2: Excuse me?
Person 1: I'm poppin' swags like a toaster.
Person 2: That sentence didn't make me any less confused.

by Gangster Fart April 22, 2014

Cotton Swab

An old person. From the fact that your hair turns white as you age.

"That cotton swab almost merged into my car!"

by ZORG April 5, 2015

knob swab

A gay man giving oral sex

Steven Colbert's band is full of knob swabbers

by Rosieola2013 October 30, 2015

Clam Scabs

When a woman is screwed so hard and so much it results in clam scabs.

Paul was banging his boss so hard and so often she was complaining about having clam scabs to her coworkers!

by Clamer August 18, 2016

Cock SwabEd

To swab the inside of a vagina with your pecker (a pecker)

Yo man I just cock swabed your girl.

by Low ballet November 1, 2016

Cunt-Swab

An insult. Referring to an annoying person or "asshole". Usually a person who frequently takes place in acts of incest.

You know Issac? I heard he had sex with his sister.. What a cunt-swab

by Whiffles November 14, 2016