Stonk Donkler

A friend being stupid at the bar. Could be from being drunk or just being a tool.

Dude, quit being a stonk donkler and order me a beer!

by infiltrator June 5, 2009

stonkita

A woman who is very stinky and farts in general; Particularly a rat or a mouse.

She keeps farting and being a stinky rat; she is a Stonkita for sure!

by Stonkita October 9, 2020

Two-stroke Barbeque

When a guy doesn't take very long in bed, averaging only about two strokes before the job is done.

Not as much fun or filling as a real barbeque.

-"Hey girl, did you hook up with your boy last night?"

-"Yeah, but we ended up only having a two-stroke barbeque, if you know what I mean."

by Black Cobra September 13, 2011

one stroke bloke

When a bloke cums during sex, after one stroke.

The man I had a one night stand with was a one stroke bloke.

by johnljj January 3, 2014

stroked

A northern Irish word for somebody being put down, or for somebody getting "one up" on the other.

Person 1 :"Here your fat."
Person 2:"I may be fat but I can lose weight, your just plain ugly."

Person 1: " Aw you stroked me something shocking"

by xxspratt_the_brattxx March 29, 2009

I had a stroke

Something that makes so little sense, that it seems like the other person had a stroke.

Grandpa: buh bred tge ckep tgys Youth: r/i had a stroke

by Biscuits, cheese biscuits July 19, 2019

stroke

A word deadpanned by high school teachers to elicit laughs from students.

"...and can be magnetized by stroking it." *giggle*snort*

by Blackdog January 16, 2004