Junk-slopping

The inadvertent, surreptitious, and often accidental placement of one's genitalia on another's person, usually the face or head.

"When you have a small dog that sometimes cuddles with you in bed, if you close your eyes for too long, you have to get used to the occasional dink across the forehead. You get used to such junk-slopping."

by Artychick1970 December 31, 2011

Christme Shopping

Christmas is on it's way, you've just bought gifts for all extended relatives and their dozen pets, isn't it time for a little personal splurging while you're out?
Simply put, going "Christme Shopping" is purchasing gifts exclusively for yourself - usually items that you know you aren't going to get otherwise, or could just be shopping for yourself around the holidays when the outlets are packed.

"Everyone else is looked after, time for a little Christme Shopping"

by Lerako November 27, 2012

frozen sloppy

When someone ices down a dick almost to the point of freezing and then getting a sloppy knob job

I still got freezer burn on my dick from that frozen sloppy last night.

by Dakoton July 22, 2017

Someday Shopper

A person who comes into a store regularly, and never buys anything.

Peter always been a someday shopper, he goes into the record store all the time and never buys anything, because he's always broke.

by Deviant Shade July 17, 2021

Star Shopping

Going to watch the stars/ Star Gazing

Let’s Go Star Shopping tonight

by trynafindv April 7, 2022

penis window shopping

the act of going to an art gallery or museum and checking out all the penises on the paintings/sculptures

I'm going to the Museum of Fine Arts this weekend to do a little penis window shopping. You want to come with?

by peniswindowshopper March 13, 2010

SUCK IT SLOPPY SEPTEMBER

When women must give the gawk gawk 99000 to their man or men,faithfully and without back talk for 31 days like life depends on it if they want us to run with NO NO NOVEMBER BS

ALSO KNOW AS (S.I.S.S)

GOLLY JEE ! I can’t wait for SUCK IT SLOPPY SEPTEMBER next month!

My girl will give me that mouth the whole SUCK IT SLOPPY SEPTEMBER

by Sheafy November 4, 2022