When a man is tied up, upside down to a ceiling fan while 4-6 girls gather around his body in a circle formation, kneeling on their knees. One must then turn on the fan, spinning the man and smacking each girl in the face with a hearty boner.
John: Where did you get that bruise?!
Amy: Ugh, Kevin gave us all a nasty Crouching Stork the other day
John: Must have been pretty hearty.
Amy: Yeah
Amy: Ugh, Kevin gave us all a nasty Crouching Stork the other day
John: Must have been pretty hearty.
Amy: Yeah
by Sir John Kensington March 21, 2011
Get the Crouching Stork mug.A "Foster Stop" is a commonly used term in Alaska law enforcement that has its roots from a particular individual that has difficulty being on time to work. This technique has now spread across the ranks and is occurring frequently. This infamous and often practiced technique occurs when an officer is running undeniable late for work and therefore must stop a motorist to justify being tardy. However, a true Foster Stop occurs within 3-5 minutes of the time the officer is supposed to be at work and they are at least 10 minutes away. Generally, the offense for which the motorist is stopped is very minor and does not result in a citation. This does relieve the officer of any penalties had they been late and in turn has likely made the well prepared motorist that had been stopped late for their job.
As could be expected, this practice is frowned upon by other, more prepared employees who were able to make it to work on time. Any time an officer conducts this type of blasphemous stop, others immediately call out "Foster Stop" and shake their heads in utter disappointment.
As could be expected, this practice is frowned upon by other, more prepared employees who were able to make it to work on time. Any time an officer conducts this type of blasphemous stop, others immediately call out "Foster Stop" and shake their heads in utter disappointment.
(Tim) Man it's like 6:58, where the hell is Foster at?!?
Garble garble garble.....traffic stop....Garble garble garble
(Joe) You have got to be freakin kidding me!! He is 15 minutes away and just stopped somebody. He would have never made it on time.
(Tim) yup, he just did a Foster Stop.....well at least he won't be late now.......
(Joe) shaking his head in disappointment.
Garble garble garble.....traffic stop....Garble garble garble
(Joe) You have got to be freakin kidding me!! He is 15 minutes away and just stopped somebody. He would have never made it on time.
(Tim) yup, he just did a Foster Stop.....well at least he won't be late now.......
(Joe) shaking his head in disappointment.
by iWitness February 7, 2013
Get the Foster Stop mug.1.(noun) an object that forms in your kindey as a result of high calcium intake. It can range from 2-8 mm in diameter and has to be ejected through the body by urinating . The process is extremely painful.
2.(adjective) used to describe something that is either really bad or really good.
3.(adjective) used to describe something utterly terrifying or scary
2.(adjective) used to describe something that is either really bad or really good.
3.(adjective) used to describe something utterly terrifying or scary
1."I just birthed a kindey stone and my dick hurts so bad."
2." This kool-aid is the kindey stone !"
"Man , that test was the kindey stone"
3."Dude you scared the kindey stone out of me"
2." This kool-aid is the kindey stone !"
"Man , that test was the kindey stone"
3."Dude you scared the kindey stone out of me"
by Locomon007 May 27, 2014
Get the kindey stone mug.An electric stove is a stupid stove which make food taste like plastic! No matter how well you cook it or how seasoned it is, nothing can mask the plastic taste that electric stoves leave on food.
Tony: I cooked rice and beans and meat and spaghetti on an electric stove. It taste like plastic! So I got rid of the electric stove and bought a gas stove. Gas stoves add flavor!
Apple using headphone jack hating charging port hating SAM card hating speakers hating cloud loving butt plug wearing hipsters!: But we love the plastic taste!
Apple using headphone jack hating charging port hating SAM card hating speakers hating cloud loving butt plug wearing hipsters!: But we love the plastic taste!
by HawaiianPunch1 February 2, 2023
Get the Electric stove mug.In Da Hood game on Roblox, 'last stomp' is a term where you get revenge on someone who stomped on you and then leave the game. It means you got them back and you're done playing.
Person 1: *stomps person 2*
Person 2: Bet.
Person 2: *macros over to person 1 and air shots them*
Person 2: LAST STOMP—
Person 2: *leaves the game*
Person 2: Bet.
Person 2: *macros over to person 1 and air shots them*
Person 2: LAST STOMP—
Person 2: *leaves the game*
by anonymusbarbie May 9, 2023
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Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.
by ItzaChaoza June 19, 2018
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1.) Any safe room that one would inhabit during a severe storm. ( basement, cellar, or bathroom)
2.) 3 to 4 drum fans blowing on max set up in cyclical patterns to create optimal vortex.
3.) Postion self in front of one of the drum fans, place partner in vortex opposite of you.
4.) Bust that nut into fan vortex and watch it fly. Thus performing the NASTY T-STORM
5.) Recipeint should be fully doused in ejaculate as if they just got caught I'm a t storm of cum.
ENJOY RESPOSIBLY
PS- invite the boys over to increase the storm load.
1.) Any safe room that one would inhabit during a severe storm. ( basement, cellar, or bathroom)
2.) 3 to 4 drum fans blowing on max set up in cyclical patterns to create optimal vortex.
3.) Postion self in front of one of the drum fans, place partner in vortex opposite of you.
4.) Bust that nut into fan vortex and watch it fly. Thus performing the NASTY T-STORM
5.) Recipeint should be fully doused in ejaculate as if they just got caught I'm a t storm of cum.
ENJOY RESPOSIBLY
PS- invite the boys over to increase the storm load.
Mark took Cathy home for a night she would never forget. The night she experienced the Nasty T-Storm
Condition are perfect for a Nasty T-Storm
Condition are perfect for a Nasty T-Storm
by The storm of nasty April 19, 2019
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