self of steam

Term used by members of the population that never advanced past third grade trying to say "self esteem"

Getting your ass kicked can't be good for your self of steam.

by HBT September 12, 2003

Macedonian Steam Shower

Macedonian Steam Shower: a truly filthy manuvere. After a hard night of drinking and general pizza parlor mayhem; once must first have a breakfast complete with dirty cups of coffee and plenty of eggs. Upon completion of breakfast the artist takes a huge, dirty shit. While shitting it is important to turn the hot water on in a shower ensuring then next man in the room is treated to a truly thick and penetrating shit smell. The only way to rid oneself of this stink is suicide.

Tim thought he was hungover, but when I hit him with the Macedonian Steam Shower, he almost died.

by The Notorious G.I.B. November 5, 2009

cleveland steam cleaner

The act of pissing the shit off your partners chest after performing a Cleveland Steamer.

"I knew her roommate would be home soon so I called Stanley Steamer to see if they do Cleveland steam cleaners... They don't"

by Steamer Stanley September 23, 2016

Czechoslovakian Steam Bath

When a female surrounds herself with a group of (5)+ overweight males in a car, ferociously pleasuring all at the same time.

Tell your mom that Czechoslovakian Steam Bath was great last night!

by Crumble Bunner May 24, 2018

Jerking Off Steam

When a man masturbates to deal with stress.

1. Before his interview, Tim jerked off some steam so he wouldn't be nervous.
2. Tim is jerking off steam before his hot date tonight.
3. I have four papers due tomorrow! I really need to jerk off some steam right now.

by F_TRES November 19, 2009

Cleveland Steam Room

Much like the Cleveland Steamer, the Cleveland Steam Room is when a person deuces on another person's chest and instead or steamrolling it, pulls the blankets up and traps in the aroma.

The Cleveland Steam Room is a more intense version of the popular Dutch Oven.

Jacob gave his girlfriend a Cleveland Steamer, but then he pulled the blankets up and turned it into a Cleveland Steam Room.

by JsinUnited January 18, 2011

Dirty Steam

A dirty steam is when someone is giving u a blow job and they leave the sperm in they're mouth swishing it around therefore heating it up, then spraying it out of their mouth back at you.

Dude my girl totally dirty steamed me last night!

No way man that's wack!

by The chosen one # 2 June 21, 2009