starburst contradiction

Made popular by the starburst commercial with the Korean Scot and Albino lifeguard. It's a person place or thing that in itself is a huge paradox. Trying to intrepret it will end up in a huge mind hack.

Red Sox and Yankees fan.

ICP fan going out with an Eminem fan.

A hot computer engineer.

Someone who has a Mac AND a PC

Someone who has Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj on their ipod playlist.

A rapper politician.

-STARBURST CONTRADICTION!

by BYAAAA! November 30, 2010

Starfucks

A bros way of referring to “Starbucks”

“Yo bro get me that girly ass pink drink at starfucks”

by chHAad February 7, 2021

Starbuck's

A nice place to go to the bathroom.

I have to piss-between-cars since the Starbuck's near the park is closed.

by Miss Christine October 16, 2008

starbuckaroo

Anyone who patronizes Starbucks more than 5 times a week.

Brian is always carrying a Starbucks coffee cup. He is a starbuckaroo. -or- I'm going down to Starbucks to meet up with all the other Starbuckaroos.

by Sproutpunk September 6, 2008

starfuck

A starfuck is one who delights in making a positive impression on those in a position of power, usually of some celebrity or high political status.

Instead of hanging out with us, Steve wanted to hang out with the John Kerry advance team. What a Starfuck.

by Ralph Macchio November 5, 2004

Starbucked

When a friend ditches another for lunch giving a lame excuse, only to be found at starbucks having coffee with someone else.

Oh sh*t, JM completely Starbucked me the other day! He told me he had to have lunch with his mother, but I saw him at Starbucks with some young chick.

by confab July 7, 2011

Starbuckless

A morning without Starbucks coffee, tea or pastries

Fall Break at a university and the on-campus Starbucks is closed! Staff and faculty leave the Student Union unhappy and empty handed. They, not by choice, are starting their day--Starbuckless!

by university dweller October 20, 2009