by J April 19, 2005
Get the What are you some sort of cunt? mug.When someone with a light skin complexion gets a tan while only wearing shorts. Now when your not wearing anything then it looks like your wearing white shorts because you didn't get a tan there.
I was outside all day in the sun I didn't use sun screen.
So when I got home I got undressed to take a shower,
but it looked like I was still wearing white shorts.
So when I got home I got undressed to take a shower,
but it looked like I was still wearing white shorts.
by Ryko Kold May 21, 2008
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Basically a scarp of cloth to cover a meat wallet/burrito and the badonkadonk that resides behind it. Typical whores of high school think that they can wear them but end up looking like the biggest sluts; just radiating their outer crude shit-tastic personality.
I can name about 200 girls in my high school who wear booty shorts. And guess what; they're all fuckin whores. Every last one of those cunts.
by blackcurtains666 June 25, 2015
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A cross between sorority girl and prostitute. Sorority girls have a reputation of being permiscuous adn this word helps to describe an especially slutty looking group of girls.
by Kristina December 18, 2004
Get the Sorostitute mug.Opal: Why are you fidgeting with your crotch?
Jillian: These underwear are so soggy. They are making me uncomfortable.
Opal: Gross. Why are your underwear wet, Opal? Are you super sweaty or did you just pee yourself again?
Jillian: No, I let Boss Barry fuck me without a rubber and he didn't pull out! Now I am left wearing these damn Semen Shorts for the rest of my shift.
Opal: (Silence) You probably shouldn't be fucking the boss at work, y'know?
Jillian: These underwear are so soggy. They are making me uncomfortable.
Opal: Gross. Why are your underwear wet, Opal? Are you super sweaty or did you just pee yourself again?
Jillian: No, I let Boss Barry fuck me without a rubber and he didn't pull out! Now I am left wearing these damn Semen Shorts for the rest of my shift.
Opal: (Silence) You probably shouldn't be fucking the boss at work, y'know?
by PistolG October 10, 2014
Get the Semen Shorts mug.Short shorts made of a plasticy material worn by women for both athletic purposes and comfort. They are very comfortable to wear and also do a good job at flaunting not only the booty, but the legs and thighs as well.
Did you see that girl running by? She was totally sexy!
Was she wearing yoga pants?
No she was wearing running shorts!
Was she wearing yoga pants?
No she was wearing running shorts!
by nilethe146 May 2, 2015
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