dirty smeagle

someone who lurks in the corner, usually by the first name of kayla or lauren. this person typically has no friends, and if they do their name is big al.

wow, kayla is really being dirty smeagle today

by bigalroxsox October 22, 2011

smear campaign

A bowel movement that leaves considerable feces stains on the toilet bowl. Specifically one so repulsive that others will not want to use the toilet afterwards.

Dude, I'm just gonna piss in your laundry tub. Jeff ran a nasty smear campaign on your toilet and I can't stand to look at it.

by Bazooka Joe December 13, 2007

smeagol

Apple's codename for MacOS X 10.2.7

Code named Smeagol, this newest Jaguar update will provide compatability for the new machines

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Smad

A term used for a Dad whos smells bad

SMelly-dAD= SMAD

Child Arrives Home....

Child: eurgh what is that smell... oh SMADS HOME

by MilkyLeeeeeee September 26, 2009

pat-smear

the amount of butter used when it's a little less than a pat but more than a smearing.

This recipe called for a "dot" of butter - is that nearer to a pat or a smearing; if it's in the middle, I suppose a dot is a pat-smear?

by Aged In Wisdom February 4, 2017

Smearnoff Pap Smear

variant spelling of Smirnoff Pap Smear

Hey honey? Let's try a Smearnoff Pap Smear tonight.

by Nathan Hall January 22, 2006

Smeagol

(Noun) The act of digitally penetrating ones partners' anus (and/or rectum) while under the influence of alcohol and/or narcotic(s) under the pretense that it is in-fact the "partners'" vagina yielding a brown ring-like stain encompassing the radius of the offending finger.

"Dude....I totaly "finger banged" Justine last night just before I passed out!!! But when I woke up..... I HAD A FUCKING SMEAGOL!!!!!" GROSSSS!! IT STINKS LIKE YOUR MOM!!!

by Nick-o September 30, 2008