Slug in the chamber

Pooping in a urinal

"Holy fuck, someone put a slug in the chamber! Smells like shit when I piss."

by Jimmy Stephen July 2, 2014

thug slug

A flaccid penis, softy

Put your plug plug away.
She told me to pull out my thug slug.

by The frog October 13, 2016

scrumptious slugs

Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,

I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.

To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.

Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.

Wow, those were some scrumptious slugs

by T H O T P O L I C E October 3, 2018

Slug Log

A large uncircumcised chode penis that's slick from taking a dip into a vag.

Robbie surprised me when he pulled out and I saw his slug log.

by Sallytwist July 23, 2016

Dick Slug

After copulation, while a man is ejaculating on a level surface (such as a face or belly), the man rub his penis in his ejaculate and then drags the tip across the surface. This leaves a long semen trail that resembles the path of a slug.

"I dick slugged the Wendy from Applebees"
"You slapped her with your dick? Yo, thats sexual assault"
"No no no, I gave her a DICK SLUG..."
"Oh! Yeah she prolly liked that ish"

by PASHU August 7, 2016

slug bite

When a bitch teabags someone and clamps her coochie lips to perform a pitching action.

So this bitch from tinder was ridding my face last night and she fucking hit me with a slug bite. Almost took my nose clean the fuck off, she got a gripper.

by DopeyMinkXX October 19, 2020

Slug Class

noun, pejorative adjective. A group of people in a society caught in a cycle of grinding prosperity. Focusing their energy on paid employment to maintain their lifestyle, they have little interest in long term careers, social, or political engagement or advancement. Unlike slug labor, their education ranges from nil to advanced.

Members of the slug class just work to work and don't venture to improve their condition through social or political activism. They believe that the system cannot or should not be changed, manipulated, or subverted for any reason. They generally don't think about what is happening unless it is narrowly focused on their present job, living situation, or eminent personal danger. Resistant to challenging or even discussing the status quo, social pressure within their social group tends to reinforce this mindset.

Referring to Mike Judge's masterwork, "Office Space", the character Peter Gibbons experiences an epiphany and rises out of the slug class; he realizes there is something wrong but cannot act towards his own advancement until this epiphany.

Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, um...every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.

by CivilJoe May 21, 2013