The Old Legend Says: "The Darkside Samurai comes to rape all strong and beautiful japanese girls......"
by Samurai Katsu October 27, 2003
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Girl 1: What would you say if Seamus asked you out?
Girl 2: Yes, of course! He is soo hot!!
Girl 1: Really? Have you even met him? He's a total player!
Girl 2: So, I would still say yes... it's not like I'll be surprised if he cheats on me! I'll see it coming.
Girl 2: Yes, of course! He is soo hot!!
Girl 1: Really? Have you even met him? He's a total player!
Girl 2: So, I would still say yes... it's not like I'll be surprised if he cheats on me! I'll see it coming.
by Dani Cali August 16, 2011
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I giant lanky cunt sometimes he can be nice but sometimes he takes things to far always on about the rude things in life . In school he was kid who wants the best grades
Hi samuel
by The Ruscoe January 19, 2019
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Kevin was warned not to go in the water that day, but he didn't listen. When he didn't return, his girlfriend assumed he had been eaten by a seamu.
"No way I'm diving on that shipwreck, it's teeming with hungry seamus!"
"No way I'm diving on that shipwreck, it's teeming with hungry seamus!"
by Lauren of Arabia March 24, 2009
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His Blood alcohol level is approximately 90% crown royal, on average drinks a skid of rye
His Blood alcohol level is approximately 90% crown royal, on average drinks a skid of rye
Seamus drank a skid of rye for breakfast
student 1: how much did you drink last night?
student 2: i drank a 26er of rye!
student 1; you pulled a Seamus!
student 1: how much did you drink last night?
student 2: i drank a 26er of rye!
student 1; you pulled a Seamus!
by \m/ metal! April 4, 2010
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by Realweal December 8, 2019
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Plus some of the movies he has been in include
Star Wars, Shaft, GTA (Game), Pulp Fiction, Coach Carter, SWAT, Die Hard 3, the 51st State, Deep Blue Sea, Kiss of Death, and Jurrasic Park
Plus some of the movies he has been in include
Star Wars, Shaft, GTA (Game), Pulp Fiction, Coach Carter, SWAT, Die Hard 3, the 51st State, Deep Blue Sea, Kiss of Death, and Jurrasic Park
White Guy: who is Samuel l Jackson?
Black Guy: What, cracker whats wrong with you, he his only the tightest nigga ever, who is every fuckin movie that kicks ass
White Guy: What like titanic
Black Guy: Dam you white boys need to see more pimpin movies,im talkin shit like Pulp Fiction and Shaft
White Guy: What?
Black Guy: Oh shit nigga, Jackson is God. And not the nigga who is now white, the one who is still a nigga
Black Guy: What, cracker whats wrong with you, he his only the tightest nigga ever, who is every fuckin movie that kicks ass
White Guy: What like titanic
Black Guy: Dam you white boys need to see more pimpin movies,im talkin shit like Pulp Fiction and Shaft
White Guy: What?
Black Guy: Oh shit nigga, Jackson is God. And not the nigga who is now white, the one who is still a nigga
by that british guy February 4, 2006
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