Science

1. Something that most people choose to not give a shit about, despite the fact that gaining more knowledge about the universe and how it functions will better us as a race.

2. Something that people rarely contemplate or participate in on an advanced level because they are to caught up with the pointless routine of everything that is right in front of them, and absolutely nothing that is beyond them or of any relevance or importance on the incomprehensibly large scale of the universe.

3. Something that everyone should care about and be interested in.

Amanda: I love sitting around and watching TV, talking to cute boys, never contemplating the fact that our planet is orbiting a single star amongst billions of stars in a single galaxy amongst billions of galaxies in the universe. Yeah, thats pretty much what every other young person around me does too, isn't that encouraging?

Scientist/astronomer: No!!!!!! That is quite alarming! our entire race should be more focused on the things that actually matter and will better both our intelligence and longevity as a race. Like maybe......science and the massive universe around us that we know little about.

Amanda: Yeah, but that stuff is boring. I think I'll just stay caught up in my life of things that are of no importance in comparison to the vast field of potential and knowledge and understanding that lies beyond me.

Scientist/astronomer:..........Fuck.

by HYDN95 August 22, 2011

it's not rocket science

capable of being accomplished with ease; posing no difficulty

"I can make a pipe out of an apple!"

"So what? That's not rocket science. I grow hydroponic in the trunk of my Chrysler LeBaron."

by Tha Cuddla April 22, 2004

scientology

It's like mashed potatoes, but it's not mashed and it's not potatoes.

Scientology teaches you that your heart is an alien's testicle pumping space cum through your veins.

by jamal432523 May 27, 2009

Scientific Adam

A term used by scientists when talking about the theoretical "Adam" of the present day human race. Some scientists believe that mutations in a male's Y chromosome prove that one man fathered all of humanity.

Every male has their own unique mutation in the Y chromosome. That mutation is passed on to his son and his son's sons. Now a mutation has been discovered that seems to be in every male that has been tested, giving proof of a Scientific Adam

by dat1coolkidd June 25, 2008

Scientific Notation

Dividing a single number by 10 then raise it to the power of how many numbers are behind it. Also known as complete and utter usless bullshit.

Math Teacher: "Wanna hear some utter bullshit?"

Student: "Wait, let me stop you right there. The answer is Scientific Notation."

by undead-ciela December 15, 2014

scientist

A free-thinking idividual that applies rules of logic, reason and experimentation to see how the world works, i.e a type of philosopher.

by Dr Agnostic August 10, 2003

A Certain Scientific Railgun

(Toaru Kagaku no Railgun　とある　科学　の　られぐん）　 An amazing anime series that follows the lives of a few main characters (Misaka-san, Shirai-san, Uiharu-san, Saten-san. As a sequel to A Certain Magical Index two of the main characters were side characters in the former series. Misaka Mikoto (main character) is an ojou-sama and a senior student at the prestigious Tokiwadai Academy. Misaka is a highly skilled student and is the third of seven level 5's in the city. The show is mostly based on the students who have varying degrees of abilities all of which can be proven scientifically.

Fan: "OMFG A CERTAIN SCIENTIFIC RAILGUN'S ON!!! GET the F*** out of my way..."
Douchetard: "WTF??"
Fan: *turns around and pops a cap in douchtard's ass*

by lefricquer22 June 6, 2010