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Russell Ranch

A little cob house located in the Mojave Desert, which is also home to the souls of the Kings and Evans Familia.
Russell Ranch, located in the Mojave Desert, is my favorite place to be!
by yostuuuuuuuuupide grannie nati January 12, 2020
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Russell

Ginger dick head who get bullied in school and is shit at Fifa
See that kid over there he’s a proper russell him lad
by Ginger Maggot January 20, 2020
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Russell

That absolute chad from Up. He can yeet trees with a simple flick of the wrist. Some people may have wrote other definitions of people named Russell, but we all know who the real Russell is. He can and will single handed bring back the dinosaurs just so he can beat the shit out of them. He is about 9'7 and 450 lbs
Holy shit Russell is coming right for us!
Well were gonna die might as well fuck.
Yeah you right!
*intense sex*
by The real Will Should Chill April 14, 2020
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Russell

An Simp who fucks people on Roblox.

Because he can't get no pussy in real life.
Russell is so bad

Yeah, he swallows dick
by xKxbain May 19, 2020
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Russell

A simp for a girl typically named cathrine, and ditches the boys for her, usually for dumb reasons
Ex:

Russell : “I gotta go, I’m going out with Catherine for our 8 month anniversary
Everyone else: “anniversaries are annual bruh”
Russell :*Leaves the boys*
by Argopanda July 22, 2020
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Rumell

did you hear he doesn't have a kidney?
wow he is such a rumell
by stinkytofu420 September 8, 2020
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Russell

9 year old kid that is the all time worst member of Simp Island, no one likes him. Same age as the infamous Kia. Conspiracy theories have tried linking him to Zuko league commissioner Zuko, no substantial evidence has confirmed or denied this theory.
Fuck Russell, all my homies hate Russell
by Mr. Infamous September 15, 2020
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