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Ronald McDonald

Noun:

Often referred to as a sexual maneuver in which the male has oral intercourse while driving with a woman while she is on her period. She then bleeds on his face, and then the female gives the male a handjob/blowjob until semenal excess is spewed on the males own face. Then he holds his head out the window while driving until it dries.
Shuo, you look like Mr. Stit just gave you a Ronald McDonald.
by Mr. Stit August 3, 2007
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ronald mcdonald

After receiving an Angry Pirate, the female drops her panties, whips out her bloody tampon and slaps two red eyebrows on her unsuspecting suitor.
Fred couldn't wash the ronald mcdonald brows off his face, though he tried and tried.
by nellie1273 January 12, 2008
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Ronaldo

He is an over confident man who is still good at what he does but at nothing else
Ronaldo scores
by Cipe11 December 8, 2017
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Ronald Reagan

killed the birds in 1986 for the bourgeoisie

he is responsible for the birds being replaces with spies
All of the birds died in 1986 due to Ronald Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the bourgeoisie.
by kermitdie August 13, 2019
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Cristiano Ronaldo

Lord of Penalties.Also referred to as Penaldo/Pendu.He’s known for being the second best player in the world and his stupid fans.
-Hey look Cristiano Ronaldo scored a pen
-PENALDO PENALDO
by whoasked April 1, 2021
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Ronald McDonald

To cum all over a red-head's face.
by Matthew Tyler April 4, 2008
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Ronald McDonald

A sexual technique in which you stick as many french fries in a girls asshole, pussy, and mouth as you can until she turns white. Then you punch her in the face and give her a bloody nose, which you use as ketchup
Josh: Doood you'll never believe what happened last nite!
Dan: Wassup brah?!
Josh: Me and Janet were goin at it and I totally Ronald McDonalded that bitch!
Dan: OHHHH SHITTTT HIGH FIVE BROSICLE
by Channy Wanny January 25, 2009
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