rooster up

Polite derivative of cock up, also serving to portray the usually important figures in question as bardyard animals.

The election was a complete rooster up.

by zmp February 10, 2005

Skinned rooster

A Skinned rooster is when the entire surrounding penile skin around the entire penis is just not there, gone. See Peeled Banana for more information pre-Skinned rooster

I had to get surgery done after Kylie gave me a peeled banana, now I am stuck with a Skinned rooster

by Awooke September 26, 2019

Rooster bite

When you having some hot horny sex and the girl bites your sac

Holy fuck, stop rooster bite me, bitch

by Yeuhwhwbwbeve bewogenen April 19, 2024

Rooster

A really hard piss or a strong morning piss.

Billy drank 19 beers and was so damn drunk that he took a rooster all over the bathroom stall.

by Dr. Clif Clif June 5, 2015

rooster wrestler

Some one who strokes cock.

He's such a rooster wrestler.

by Jblak April 22, 2017

Roosters in the hen house

Straight men at a lesbian bar

Hey Becky, what are those guys doing here?

Becky: Oh they're just roosters in the hen house

by llameboy July 6, 2018

Roostering

Dousing yourself in syrup and then chicken feathers, and masturbating or when two people coat themselves in syrup and chicken feathers and have sex.

Dude, me and your mom were Roostering until we clucked last night.

by Slimy Heimy December 31, 2024