Rooster Smashing

Also called Rooster Slamming, A popular southern sport in which athletes compete in smashing a rooster in the most creative way possible.

The act of smashing a rooster until it is unrecognizable.

Cris Collinsworth - Last time we saw Kerri Leahy, He used a rooster to smash another rooster. Brilliantly done.

Ron Jaworski - Thats why he is the Rooster Smashing Champion Cris.

by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011

Rooster Stomped

While using a sniper in Call of Duty, You run and Halo jump then shove the barrel into the opponent to where its impossible to miss the shot.

Screw quick scoping, that noob just got rooster stomped!

by ndpendent November 5, 2011

Road Rooster

An irritated person driving questionably.

If Preston is going to be a road rooster my girlfriend is going to call his mother.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

Rocky Rooster

my really really cute tabby kitten that meows.

omg look its rocky rooster!

by RockyRooster October 10, 2011

reverse rooster-crow

Refers to da lengthy five-separate-note fart ("Errhh-erh-ehrh-erh-EHRRrrrrrrhhh...") dat you let loose wif while sleepily stretching after waking up shortly after dawn.

Tiffany detests da smell of putrid methane, so just as soon as I wake up in da morning, I always rush to da bathroom and flick on da overhead vent-fan, so dat I am not near her when I let loose wif my reverse rooster-crow.

by QuacksO June 23, 2023

Sexier than socks on a blind rooster

youre sexier than socks on a blind rooster, so sexy and hot

blake is sexier than socks on a blind rooster!

by bigbootybitchesbeonmydick March 3, 2023

Rooster

Rooster is a “Fun and casual” joint. This got its name when a group of pot heads went to the Rooster Restaurant and realized the slogan was “Rooster’s! A fun casual joint”

Yo, do you want to smoke a rooster after work?

by Gene Meister January 28, 2023