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Rooster Tailing

When someone forgets to scrub the toilet with a toilet brush after taking a gigantic dump, showing a trail of shit spiraling down the toilet bowl as it was flushed down.
Dave: Dude I think I'm gonna switch dorms, I can't live with these guys anymore
Chris: Why's that?
Dave: Dude because they use the toilet and keep rooster tailing, it's disgusting

Martin: Dude I swear if he rooster tails in my toilet one more time I'm gonna kick his fucking teeth out!
by window shopper November 5, 2009
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rosterbator

One who masturbates to rosters; an enthusiast of fantasy sports or professional sports in general; one who watches ESPN SportsCenter twice a day.
Jim: Hey Mark what's up?

Mark: Not much bro I was just on my way home from work.

Jim: Hey, did you... *stops and checks his iPhone* What the fuck! Chris Bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!

Mark: Jim, quit it... I don't want to be associated with a rosterbator.
by acelticsfan November 17, 2010
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Rooster Tail

When you're burning that 7018 rod so sweet that the flux solidifies and lifts off on it's own requiring no clean up.
Daw sheet, check out that rooster tail on my stringer bead!
by arcstrike March 4, 2012
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Pacific rooster

Deepthroating as far as possible so that your balls are in contact with the other person's chin, giving them the appearance of a rooster.

Pacific being the prefix as it is the deepest ocean in the world.
Spouse was always curious to try chicken across the Atlantic, but I did one better and gave em' a Pacific Rooster.
by Ananabay January 27, 2015
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rooster

It's a great song by Alice in Chains, talking about the cruel war of Vietnam
by Freddy March 10, 2005
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Iranian Rooster

The act of waking up all horny after a party in someone's bed with what you presume to be a chick laying next to you, pulling the pants down and ramming your dick in their ass, only to find out it's a dude.
Man, I don't think Tommy and I are gonna be friends anymore after I woke him up at Jill's house this morning with an Iranian Rooster.
by Dixon Syder March 19, 2007
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Roasted

To jokingly insult someone in the subject's view or in the company of others. Most accompanied with the term "Boom! Roasted!"

Derived from an episode of the NBC show, "The Office", where the character Michael Scott roasts his fellow co-workers.

Term started in 2010 North Brunswick, NJ.
Meredith, you've slept with so many guys, you're beginning to look like one. BOOM ROASTED!
by uberfunction January 4, 2011
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