Riley

Websters dictionary define HIM as "The man with the biggest willy on the whole f***king planet" HE is the guy you go to if Your girl is not getting enough D**k. HE is the only guy to pass Rizzler university with perfect fucking grades. HE pulls so hard that alien bitches gravitate towards him at the speed of light. Fun fact, he actually gave birth to GigaChad straight out of his willy.

"Oh that Riley, I wish I had his baby!"

by Batcoc April 6, 2023

riley0605

Is a beautiful and kind person who is very short.

I almost fainted after meeting riley0605.

by Maxmamanasdnfdg July 26, 2023

Riley Robertson

Riley son of Robert

It’s Riley Robertsonin’ time

by Riley Robertson September 3, 2023

Riley Forrester

negative kick height, low martial arts skill, negative stamina, terrified of will, likes men, is white

Luca: "Hey, what do you know about Riley Forrester?"
James: "GAY GAY GAY GAY"

by Enlarged Schlong October 24, 2023

thomas riley

A canadian goose that is very fond of apples

‘I held the apple in my hand as the thomas riley walked up and jabbed me to death solely with greed for my apple’

by Conalthegingernutcracker January 19, 2019

Nolan Riley

The official start of the major disease that spread across the world, Nolanitis. This disease is unknown to many but it is starting to make headlines. This person is currently under strict quarantine currently. This mysterious person apparently started the disease by allowing extreme amounts of blue fluorescent light to go from a Nintendo switch into her eyeballs. Information about this person is that she identifies herself as a woman. She is 3 foot 5 ( not sure) with black hair and blue eyes. If you see any person named Nolan Riley please alert immediately

squilliamg1232hotmail.com

If you upvote this or nolanitis you will get protection from this disease

be sure to check out cole pufferfish. ( related to this subject)

Squilliam: gasp
Tyler: that Nolan Riley
*they immediately suffer prolonged severe itching between the upper thighs*

by dankmaster666 May 14, 2019

cat riley

that one cat who is really depressed and would and could murder u in ur sleep.

check my cat riley

by retardeddickk June 10, 2019