Apology Reflex

Someone who makes a harsh joke directed at another person, but then is quick to apologize and beg for forgiveness - losing his friends respect for his joke(s) in the process. The ultimate sign of someone with no balls.

Joe: Damn Kevin, I can't tell if that's your mom or a hippo.
Kevin: Wow Joe, you're an ass.
Joe: Shit man I'm sorry, I was just kidding... Let me buy you a new car.

Friends: *shake heads* Look, his apology reflex is acting up again.

by Mocha Suthers April 29, 2014

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Jiggling Reflection

When u nekid in front of a tall mirror and bounce up and down, and yo titties be punching you in the face and knocking shit off counters and breakin windows.

Mom: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE WINDOWS?!

Me: oh, that happened during my jiggling reflection last night

Mom: oh, okay

by Introsexualhomie August 23, 2016

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gaga reflex

The time it takes someone to dance after hearing lady gaga music

My bf's gaga reflex was too damn quick when paparazi played on spotify.

by Whitexican January 29, 2017

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beard release party

The celebration that occurs when the women who are pretending to be with the closeted gay men (in denial about beimg gay/homophobic) are able to leave their indentured servitude.

I recommend gold Lamay for decorations at the beard release party on August 5th 2017 #dawnsly #deepthoughts

by #uberdyke August 5, 2017

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