reed

a guitar playing doucher that probably brags about how many times he can skip a rock and cries after sex. only friends are other reeds

"Look at Reed over there flirting with the lunch ladies."

by slimthicc69 October 26, 2017

redshirt

The practice of holding a child out of kindergarten for one year so that the child will then do better academically and socially.

I decided to redshirt my child so that they would be more developed when entering kindergarten.

by AshleyArcuri September 27, 2006

Reed

1. An insult. Can be used to an action, person, something said or something seen. Most closely related to stupid, dumb, asshole, or Idiot. Also can be used to call someone ugly.

2. A persons name. Has nothing to do with books. (but if you do know a person with this name, you can make fun of him in book-ish ways)

3.A really great college in Oregon.

"Did you see that guy?"
"Eww, he looked like a total Reed!"

"Reed, READ to me."

Reed College

by Goreadabook,reediethehoudini. May 17, 2009

Redskins Fan

Redneck knucklehead known to wear dresses at games, also know as Pinkskins or Hoggettes.

Dude, don't even think about coming to the game dressed as a Redskins fan.

by Steinlager July 14, 2006

Reed Pellet

SEE Leslie Mayer.

Man that bitch is a Reed Pellet.

by BoJangles May 9, 2004

Reedbone

Being a Reedbone or the act of being a Reedbone is basically being completely incompetent and hilariously rubbish.

Oh my god! Si is such a Reedbone!

by Dasola September 26, 2010

Redskins

The most awful football team ever

The Redskins lost like usual.

by Anonymous Teenager01 December 21, 2015