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Redneck Corona by CaliforniaDreamin222 December 14, 2010
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Redneck Neighbors
A message from a higher power that you're on the shitlist. Redneck neighbors are like a plague: widespread and difficult to get rid of. Once the neighborhood is infected, they import their friends and relatives as well. They are renters, never homeowners. They are either morbidly obese or stick figure thin - there is no in between. They either have few teeth or a set of greenish brown ones. Redneck neighbors drive 25+ year old vehicles that are cars and trucks in the technical sense, most held together with coat hanger wire and bondo and have no mufflers. They work on these things daily. They keep herds of large, thin mangy dogs which are often confused with their kids. They sit on the porch talking loudly and drinking some sort of distiller liquid and cheap ass beer 24/7. They keep the tobacco industry in business. They put out mismatched plastic urns filled with random plastic flowers that blow all over neighboring yards. They are always seen at neighborhood yard sales. The police/sheriff visits at least twice a week and child service workers lurk monthly. it takes a landlord months to get them out of the property, at which time they must torch it or demo it because of uninhabitable condition. The evicted rednecks proceed to move in next door with their relatives so it's really a vicious circle. They make a great pilot for a TV reality show.
Redneck Neighbors by KImCobain March 12, 2015
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Redneck RV
An old rusty school bus with no tires and just a few windows. This luxury item was either purchased at a junkyard or was acquired from squatting the land from a Yankee. Usually found in the front yard of a small-town or southern rural area.
Cory: Every morning this week on my way to work, I've driven by Gobbler's Knob and seen Bubba staring out of that Redneck RV. MaryBeth kicked his sorry as out of the double-wide again.
Jillian Paige: That fuckin' Ghetto Hillbilly should be thankful that he has that luxurious Redneck RV. That son-of-a-bitch shouldn't of knocked up MaryBeth's 15 year-old sister.
Jillian Paige: That fuckin' Ghetto Hillbilly should be thankful that he has that luxurious Redneck RV. That son-of-a-bitch shouldn't of knocked up MaryBeth's 15 year-old sister.
Redneck RV by Funkytown66 February 27, 2008
redneck tool box
a tool box containing only WD-40 and duct tape. 90% of things can repaired with these two items. If it is suppose to move and doesn't, then use WD-40 on it. If ain't suppose to move and does, then use the duct tape on it!
redneck tool box by MCYT January 15, 2007
redneck approach
scenario: someone stole a mt. dew from your fridge
Normal person: what the hell man?
redneck: *boom!!!*
that is the redneck approach
Normal person: what the hell man?
redneck: *boom!!!*
that is the redneck approach
redneck approach by joemomma f0ker June 1, 2010
Redneck Buttplug
The act of removing your dip and shoving it up someone's butt hole and proceeding to have anal sex. The saliva soaked tobacco acts as a stimulating lube.
Jimbob: "Hey Maryanne, thanks for letting me give you a redneck buttplug last night! I had the a nice tobacco buzz for hours!"
Redneck Buttplug by HoldMyD February 25, 2013
Redneck Lube
Redneck Lube by J D Fuck It July 7, 2019