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queef feast

the act of trying to eat the air that is released from a girls vagina (a queef), usually while doing other filthy activities
Jim- hey bro what did you end up doing last night

Paul- i went to Jessica's house last night and i had an unexpected queef feast

Jim-dam Paul your fucking DIRTY!
by slag surfer March 22, 2010
mugGet the queef feastmug.

Queef Soup

When a woman squirts and queefs at the same time and the mixture of vaginal juices and air creates a frothy mixture, this is known as queef soup. When the mixture also contains semen it may be referred to as Cream of Queef Soup.
If she is also on her period then the mixture is most accurately described as Queef Stew.
I was fucking Bianca so hard that when she came I got drenched in Queef Soup. I came a second later, narrowly missing being slathered in Cream of Queef. Thankfully she wasn't on the rag so there was no risk of Queef Stew.
by Reginald Laserbeam August 6, 2015
mugGet the Queef Soupmug.

Nissan Queef

An alternative name for the Nissan Leaf electric car. It's called a Nissan Queef because it's a little pussy fart of a car.
OMG Did you see what Jim is driving? He'd driving a Nissan Queef! I never knew Jim was gay.
by Shawnerrr November 22, 2010
mugGet the Nissan Queefmug.

queef wagon

Is simply anything that is a piece of shit and useless.
That car over there is a queef wagon.
by Kg212013 January 1, 2017
mugGet the queef wagonmug.

orangutan queef

when a very hairy woman farts out of her pussy
dude... I was having sex and Stephanie did an orangutan queef
by yoyungsu123 February 2, 2022
mugGet the orangutan queefmug.

Queef Oppression

Whenever one does not have a fettuccine-sized slit leading to the release of the nefarious queef during intercourse.
"Girl... I wish I could enjoy myself during the sex, but I suffer from sever queef oppression it sounds like an elephant is in the room"
by zeezer43 June 26, 2021
mugGet the Queef Oppressionmug.

Queef Juice

She had queef juice alllll up in her panties.
by Fuckyoumf July 17, 2018
mugGet the Queef Juicemug.

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