man purse

Another word for a man's asshole. When they are used for smuggling.

"Fuck, we are getting pulled over! Put this bag in your man purse!"

by freebitcoins.com May 22, 2022

Purse

A personal problem.

Dave: Dude, my girlfriend just left me! I don't know what to do!

Austin: Sounds like a purse.
Dave: What is that supposed to mean?
Austin: A personal problem.

by Sparta47 May 6, 2023

Keep your feelings in your purse

Generally used derogatorially towards women who sell their body. Her pimp will tell her to keep her feelings in her purse when she isn't focusing on making money. Rather, she is more focused on baby daddy drama or other people's business.

Stop trippin girl! We'd make better money if you'd keep your feelings in your purse.

by Kasey Jayne July 1, 2018

Purse Apple

A small apple which fits easily into the palm of one's hand and into a purse or bag for later consumption.

"Man, I really didn't want to have to eat another dry granola bar while waiting in line for the Morrissey concert. Then I remembered I had a purse apple in the bottom of my bag!"

by BardicLark October 26, 2016

PURSE SNATCHER

Removal of the PROSTATE GLANDS in a MALE.

Well, the PURSE SNATCHER made sure you get another ASSHOLE as the last stage of CASTRATION is bringing back YOUR ASSHOLE.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 13, 2021

Purse

A homosexual male with a particularly large nutsack

Wow, that guy is a fuckin’ purse!

by Pudus June 13, 2025

Rubbing her purse

Female self gratification

I heard moaning and walked in on Jen watching Outlander and Rubbing her purse.

by Jtown J July 6, 2022