purchasement

A thing that Audrey wanes away her life looking up as a word, jsut to proove Chris wrong, but alas... she is unsuccessful because it is a word.

Definition: To buy or barter for a gift

That ugly sweater Audrey is wearing is a TERRIBLE purchasement

by The anti-Audrey October 11, 2006

Porch Dick

It's someone who yells at you or indulges in other dickish behavior toward you from the safety of their porch.

Old man River is such a porch dick. We're not even near his lawn, the sidewalk is for EVERYBODY !!

by Xev Savage March 11, 2015

perch

The americanized translation of Berj.

Man, I perched that situation.

by Scott Griffin September 18, 2005

purchasification

The act of purchasing something stupid

I did some purchasification last week when I bought those 9th edition dictionarys

by Fluffy0069 March 17, 2017

Purchit

To Purchit something with the Purchit mobile app helps you to find out about a product you just saw.

Come on, You know... I purchit, you purchit, he, she, me purch-it'
Purchit, Purchiting, Purchiology? The study of Purchit! It's first grade Spongebob!

by SheWantsTheP March 10, 2021

purchase party

A home party where someone hawks pyramid scheme products like candles, lotions, sex toys, or Tupperware. The only reason for the party is to get people to purchase something. When invited to a purchase party by a friend, you might reconsider how much you two have in common and whether you want to continue hanging out.

I don't care if you're selling dildos or Tupperware, I'm not coming to your purchase party.

by AliLO_TheWeez August 3, 2021

Purchuss

Verb: The act of stealing an item

"I just purchussed that event staff jacket!"
"Oh my glumpter! I love that car you just purchussed!"

by Tshchlerky January 9, 2023