Punch the Monkey

The act of of fisting a ginger with a full 70’s bush.

During sex the girl asks “Hey baby, I’m really hot tonight, do you want to Punch the Monkey?”

by AK32125 February 27, 2026

punch-kun moment

the moment that you feel abandoned and runs to IKEA for the stuffed orangutan toy ( Djungelskog) and it is sold out !

Dante is having his punch-kun moment, would he be open to rely on the TY beanies?

by momentsbylori March 4, 2026

Punch A Girl In The Stomach Day

March 19th is for punching girls in their stomachs. Yay! I mean they have kick boys in the balls day

"I love Punch A Girl In The Stomach Day!"

by Acht8Zwei2Vier4 March 6, 2025

Punch A Girl In The Stomach Day

March 19th is for punching girls in their stomach. I mean, they can kick our balls so punch them back

"I love Punch A Girl In The Stomach Day!"

by Acht8Zwei2Vier4 March 6, 2025

Punch Your Ticket

to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head.

don't Punch Your Ticket tonight bro

by coolpotatoe724 April 21, 2025

Punch a dumb blonde

On April 3rd, if you see a blonde…punch them square in the face!

“You just punched that blonde!”
“Yeah! It’s Punch a Dumb Blonde day!”

by apokalypz May 14, 2025

Punch Your Cunt Out

An expression used to emphasise or highlight how much work an individual has done over a specified period of time.

“I need a new job and a lighter work load, I’m fed up of coming in here and being asked to constantly ‘punch your cunt out’.”

“I’ve been here for 3 hours and have done nothing but punch my cunt out.”

by DottyCotton July 16, 2025