primma

Somebody who acts like a little kid but are old enough to know what they are doing is bullshit

Guy 1: Thats what she said!
Guy 2: Seriously dude your acting like a primma
Guy 1: Thats not what your mother said
Guy 2: My point exactly

by feet2659 November 25, 2010

Primary Amoebic Meningoencephalitis (Naegleria)

What Foreman had on that one episode of House in season 2.

Cameron: Your son has Primary Amoebic Meningoencephalitis (Naegleria)

by House M.D. May 21, 2011

Primary Douchebag

Not to be confused with the Apprentice Douchebag. Just as there is always a bigger villain behind the scene so to is a bigger douchebag. Usual signs that a primary douchebag is in the area is usually the annoyed feelings you get from the crowd around you. It is always the person who makes everyone at a party feels mad as hell.

Guy 1: I get why this party sucks there's a Primary Douchebag here and its probably Patrick.

by HourglassMage May 10, 2012

Primident

A person who is sexually interested only in themselves. They will do anything to find a way inside themselves. A primident being has no interest in anyone of any gender, only themselves.

Girl: Do you think Mark would go to the dance with me if I asked him?
Black Guy: Naw, that nigga is primident as fuck.
Girl: What does that mean?
Black Guy: He only wants to get jiggy with hisself. He'd put his dick in his own ass, if he could. Why don't you just go with me? I've got a bigger dick anyway!
Girl: Okay!

by ghostofwhere June 28, 2012

Priming the champagne

An act of removing the wire cage from a bottle of champagne and shaking it wildly, thus making it ready to fire.

After priming the champagne, Walter started looking for a suitable target, holding the bottle as if it were a shotgun.

by Pygmyowl July 31, 2012

Primacy Factor

Describes a phenomenon that happens to the majority of people in a conversation. The first few words that come out of the persons mouth are positive, followed by negative statements. You only remember the first 2 words or so, and ignore the negative words. Thereby giving that person the benefit of the doubt due to most people's inability to recall words or statements past the first few that were said.

He said "I Love You" and the everything else he said was a blur. I thought he said I was too skinny and needed to eat more, but I can't be sure.
Sounds like he gave you the Primacy Factor

by pfactor May 25, 2013

Primal Mating Cal

A sound or selection of animal noises (ex. grunts) to attract one of the same species.

Roar, roar, roar.

What was that?!

My primal mating call.

by divergentbananas0179 March 13, 2016