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post-anal depression

The depression that is felt after being taken up the ass.
I know, you really did give me post-anal depression, I didnt have the courage to get out of bed for at least 4 days!
by Horatius Bonar October 24, 2010
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Post Festival Depression

More commonly known as PFD; Post Festival Depression is the total and utter low you experience after a festival, usually whilst travelling home, knowing you wont be there for another year.

Similar to post concert depression, but far more extreme considering the length of time spent in your Nirvana.
What's wrong with you mate?

Oh just Post Festival Depression, this weekend was amazing I actually can't believe I have to wait another year to be there again.
by northernsoul September 2, 2011
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post break up syndrome (PBUS)

1. when you have just dumped or been dumped, and you are feeling majorly low, and all you wanna do is sit around and cry and eat chocolates and strangle the teddy bear he gave you...

2. if you've just been parted from something you majorly love, and you're really down about it.
"dude...i'm suffering from PBUS"

"damn it! i can't believe i'm not the play is over, i'm having theatre PBUS!"
by converse_kid February 19, 2004
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post-acquaintance friend request

The friend request sent right after meeting someone for the first time.
After meeting Ryan at the party, Dave sent him a post-acquaintance friend request to secure their friendship.
by XileLord May 16, 2011
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Post Malone

A white rapper that doesn't know what toothpaste is, and looks suspiciously like a homeless guy.
Dammmmmmmn it this Post Malone song is catchy!
by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018
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post me

Originating from a small town in california known as cupertino... "post me" is a better, faster way to say

'keep in touch'

'keep me posted'

'get in touch with me'

'call me back,' etc.
A: "Alright, i'll see you later"
B: "forsure. post me."

A: "Hey bro, I gotta head out, but post me."
B: "sure thing. you too man"
by latetext August 28, 2009
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Post-flush surprise

A turd (seemingly with a mind of its own), which refuses to be flushed, for fear of god knows what. It sometimes intially appears to have been successfully flushed, only to reappear at the worst possible time (such as when your mother in law needs to use the lavatory).
Othon : (storms out of the lavatory, pointing in the general direction of the offensive odour arising from the unflushed turd). "Who was the dirty son of a bitch that left THAT in the toilet?"

Liz : (shrugs) "No idea what you are talking about. I had a number two, but I didn't just leave it in there. I flushed it"

Othon : "Either you're full of shit (figuratively AND literally) and you don't know how to flush a fucking toilet, or this is just another one of your post-flush surprises. Either way, I am not impressed. My shit does what it is meant to. Why can't yours? Get rid of it!".
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 3, 2009
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