The adhesive formed after a male masterbates lying on his back and falls asleep before cleaning up, and wakes up with his penis stuck to his stomach.
After a good whack and nap I almost pulled the skin off the head of my penis when I went to take a piss because of all the kangaroo paste.
by twbsucksmyrod November 22, 2010
Get the kangaroo paste mug.When you have an extremely hot chick grow out her bush for approximately an entire year and as soon as the year is up, she shaves it and you paste the pubes onto your face and leave them there for a couple months.
by abusivedrunk July 8, 2006
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A spanglish mixture between "PAr" which means a couple and the english word "STalker"...so there you can get "PASTO"
'Pastear' is then. the action of pasto.
'Pastear' is then. the action of pasto.
Spanish: Y tù..pasteas?
English: Do you grass?
Yo pasteo
Tu pasteas
Nosotras pasteamos
Què divertido es pastear!
English: Do you grass?
Yo pasteo
Tu pasteas
Nosotras pasteamos
Què divertido es pastear!
by Green=) March 19, 2009
Get the Pastear mug.The mildy revolting taste which results from drinking a glass of orange juice directly after having brushed your teeth.
*Alex brushes teeth*
*Alex promptly goes to kitchen and drinks a glass of Orange Juice*
"Ewww, that is some serious Orange Paste"
*Alex promptly goes to kitchen and drinks a glass of Orange Juice*
"Ewww, that is some serious Orange Paste"
by Connor.a.h.h October 7, 2009
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Get the thermal paste mug.Blowing a large load on a girls face or in her mouth, thus enabling her to brush her tongue along her teeth to wipe/clean/swallow it.
by Cam Brady October 10, 2011
Get the Cupids Tooth paste mug.An officer who pulls people over and puts toothpaste on his dick. usually gets blowjobs by doing that.
by Daft guy May 31, 2012
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