To call someone "deaf as a post" is a way of expressing that you are annoyed with someone who is NOT deaf but somehow didn't manage to hear what you were saying to them
Guy: I told my boss that I couldn't make it to the meeting but he rang me and asked me where I was. I swear the man is as deaf as a post
by IKnowTheLingo June 27, 2020
Get the Deaf as a post mug.On social media, when someone comments on a long dead post from years ago, re-animating the conversation to a horrible, terrifying undeath
April 10, 2013: "My dog has fleas - what do you use that's good?"
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."
by txba397 May 25, 2018
Get the Zombie Post mug.1. N. - A type of music, typically of the independent nature, that involves twangy, surfy, ambient, glistening guitar melodies with heavy reverb applied and non-traditional drum beats; Usually calming, relaxing, and upbeat melodies are involved as well as simplicity. A relaxed vocal entourage is usually key as well as many vocal harmonies. Although relaxing, post-surf musicians usually have many up-tempo songs in their arsenal, that are meant for dancing and swaying to. Post-Surf is notable for its "raw" recorded sound.
2. N. - A certain feeling, usually from music, that makes one feel as though they are at a beach or in the ocean, even if they are no where near a beach or ever will be.
2. N. - A certain feeling, usually from music, that makes one feel as though they are at a beach or in the ocean, even if they are no where near a beach or ever will be.
1. Wow, Real Estate, Surfer Blood, and The Beach Fossils really capture that Post-surf sound!
2. I feel so Post-surf right now. It's almost like I'm at the beach.
2. I feel so Post-surf right now. It's almost like I'm at the beach.
by Dr. Haveab G. November 8, 2011
Get the Post-Surf mug.To check through a certain user's posts and find rule-breaking posts, report them, in an attempt to get them banned.
by Expressions you idiotic cunts. April 13, 2011
Get the Post-Dig mug.a horny post on social media- be it spam, finsta, or main. if it’s horny and posting, it’s definitely wet posting
by ashesinurasses July 2, 2019
Get the wet posting mug.The act of which a user, in a format such as discord, posts something, then you, wanting to post something as well, do so, only for that person to post something similar (Slightly edited, or the same thing), basically throwing a fit because they're not getting attention
Jim:Ooh this drawing I spent HOURS on is done, I'm gonna post it!
KYLE:Ooh no! Someone posted after I posted MINE?! IM GONNA POST IT AGAIN
Jim:What the fuck dude, why are you sandwich posting me?
KYLE:Ooh no! Someone posted after I posted MINE?! IM GONNA POST IT AGAIN
Jim:What the fuck dude, why are you sandwich posting me?
by WINKING AGRESSIVLY December 30, 2019
Get the sandwich posting mug.When someone posts/uploads something purely to win a non-existent argument. Usually used to target a group of people they don't like.
Also, These posts are usually made when someone has just been proven wrong, lost in a video game, or wants to try to win an argument that hasn't happened yet.
Also, These posts are usually made when someone has just been proven wrong, lost in a video game, or wants to try to win an argument that hasn't happened yet.
Person A: I don't like his playstyle, so I'm going to make a video showing why this playstyle I don't like, is bad.
Person B: Bro, don't do that, it'll sound like a cope post.
Person B: Bro, don't do that, it'll sound like a cope post.
by Yebby April 9, 2022
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