The term in the swinger community to describe couples or people who call themselves “swinger’s “ but actually never participate or engage in anything with the lifestyle..
We met a super awesome couple at the meet and great and really wanted to have fun with them… but unfortunately they are just “porch swingers “ …
by South Shore lifestyle September 19, 2022
Get the Porch swingersmug. a slur used to undermine african-americans. not super common in todays age, but used on social media occasionally.
“hey dude, i was called an african porch monkey on xbox today. what’s that mean?”
“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”
“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”
by itsok2005 February 2, 2022
Get the african porch monkeymug. Those porch Monxicans thought they were slick speaking Spanish and laughing when I walked past them, but little did they know I got an A+ in Spanish class so I know they were talking shit about me.
by Kria1990 September 9, 2025
Get the Porch Monxicanmug. Soulless, spineless money hungry wench. Member of the succubus family. Feeds on pitty, drama and bullshit. Tries to use its wits of a broken oreo to seem attractive to the male species. Will attempt to attack the male species with its wet wendys sack giblet pussy. Caution the Porch Spider will drag you through court for any utmost reason.
She may be a Porch Spider, but man is her pussy ugly.
Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.
Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.
by OIC-U-812 August 1, 2021
Get the porch spidermug. What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.
Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.
by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016
Get the Porch polar bearmug. by RRRamsey is the shit April 29, 2022
Get the penis porchmug. A form of ass play with no penetration of thy tongue, finger, or other devices. It’s simply playing on the porch. One might think of it as a type of rim job Ringing the doorbell is allowed and encouraged. If no one answers, you may resort to knocking.
by JakeyJakey January 28, 2018
Get the playing on the porchmug.