Evil Poptart

Me in 7th grade

Back from camp...
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"

by Skibby November 13, 2003

poptarted

to make someone fall drop dead in love with you

Ryan poptarted Christine with his pimp cooter talk

by xine October 7, 2005

Latino Poptart

the act in which you fuck a girl in the ass, and then shove your shit-covered penis in their vagina.

shit on dick + a girl's pussy= latino poptart

by ETompk September 27, 2009

Postal service minute

A length of time that will actually require an extra half of the original amount before completion.

Place in the microwave for 1 minute 30, or a postal service minute.

by Dancing Bear December 30, 2005

poptard

As seen on a popular website in reference to Britney Spears.An insulting term meaning retarded poptart, meaning a stupid ("tard" as in "retard")tramp; "tart" is used in this reference."Pop" because she was a "pop" singer, hence "poptard"

Britney Spears is a poptard

by pogmotoin January 19, 2008

poptard

Poptard(s) (pronounced: pop-tarts).

Those who constantly pop drugs such as ecstasy in relation to e-tards.

"Damn, he's a poptard, he pops everytime he goes to the club and at every party."

by GoodLifee December 17, 2009

poopstache

When you have poop on your upper lip like a mustache. You can have many types of poopstaches in the form of a traditional mustache- like pinchers, goatee, soul patch, etc.

Dang it, I hate having a poopstache, it stinks worse than open cow ass.

by Eva Westberg April 29, 2008