popsicle

A girl is a popsicle if she stops her slutty friend from having oral sex. Also know as cock block

A: I really want to hook up with Brooke, but her best friend is such a popsicle
B: Yea, with her around youll hever get any head

by nat March 3, 2004

human popsicle

A faggot, usually the bitch in the relationship. The one takin it up the ass.

What Bubba turns you into once you get sent to prison.

Dave got sentenced to 10yrs of hard time. Damn he's gonna be a human popsicle for at least 8 of that.

by 8Ball June 11, 2004

midnight popsicle

When you stab a prostitute to death with an icicle whilst she gives you a blow job, followed by an illicit burial. These events must occur after midnight but before sunrise.

Erik was so unimpressed by the hooker's fellationic skills he totally gave her a midnight popsicle.

by nofeeblechrist March 22, 2010

poopsicle

a thing that joe fuchs grandma likes to eat for dinner

Joe: Grandma im hungry whats for dinner
Grandma: poopsicles

by Justin April 28, 2003

poopicle

Frozen POOP in some peoples pants and let sit there for 5 hours

Tony Gore what is that smell sorry i just took a poopicle.

by your auntie September 6, 2008

popsicle

Some guy said that a popsicle is when a guy put his penis in to a ass full of shit and take it out...

girl-put it up my ass now
boy-yeah oh yeah I feel great..

girl- now take it out..take it out out ahh..
boy- ahhh shit...oh no what have i done....let me smell it..ahhh hummm ewww a popsicle

by yyeehhaann March 16, 2007

Chinese Popsicle

The sexual act when the male sits in a buddha position(legs crossed) and the woman sits on his lap while on her period. Turning his genitals red, then she proceeds to give him oral sex.

So my girlfriend asked if we had a popsicle, so i gave her my famous Chinese Popsicle.

by FUNNYM4N August 20, 2011