Penis Game

This is a game that needs a minimum of 2 players. it can be played anywhere from the workplace to school. It starts when one player says penis ! the other player must say penis ! but louder than the first person. it goes on until one player quits or cant get louder than the other.

Tom yelled Penis! and i instantly knew he was playing the penis game

by happyfeet... December 24, 2006

small penis syndrome

The condition which compells men to overcompensate their lack of manhood by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example.

That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from small penis syndrome.

by ebony luvr July 11, 2003

Penis Eclipse

What a Ho sees right before she gets dick slapped in tha face.

Last night Shaniqua got on my nerves so I showed her da penis eclipse! Cuz mah dick so big it block out da sun!

by C.T.HO June 14, 2011

Penis in Boobs

When your so drunk that you forget how to have regular sex, so you masturbate using boobs instead.

Me-Oh, I just watched some hot Milf Vaginal Sex.

John-Oh yeah! Well I watched Penis and Boobs sex and it was even hotter!

Me-Oh you got me. I can only last 4 seconds when I watch Penis in Boobs.

by virginnevergettinlaid101 April 17, 2019

Fabric penis

When a piece of fabric hangs down right between your crotch, giving the appearance of a cloth penis.

Sammy's new shirt gave her a fabric penis.

by SarahDanielleC April 21, 2011

Schrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Schrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018

peniscilin

words penis and penicilin put together

she looks like she needs a shot of peniscilin

by hites March 31, 2004