Pessy

abbreviated form of pessimistic, with a hint of the word "pissy"

Tomorrow night's gonna suck. I can already tell.

Wow, someone's a little pessy.

by eric1237 May 7, 2010

oh god please just kill me

When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.

Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me

by Gibe Da Pussi B0ss June 29, 2016

Pleasure Flashlight

A object that is shaped like a flashlight, but is used for male pleasure. They take the piece of glass of the flashlight, and under it is a skin toned, fake vagina. Males stick there dicks into it. It can also be used as a dildo.

Dude, my pleasure flashlight did me well last night. It's like a girlfriend I wish I could have but never will.

by Zaytes March 16, 2017

Pessi

Pessi is a overrated penalty merchant from Argentina, don't be surprised if you don't see him, he might be sleeping in the box so don't disturb him

'wow dad who is that, son that is a penalty merchant,'wow dad I can't see him in the game,son that is because he is camping in the box so when he gets the ball he can dive,'dad I would never want to be a fan of Pessi

by Savedbythehighest June 2, 2021

Pessimist

A person who, if they refrain from suicide, will one day be happy.

A: It's freezing. My heater's broken, and it's ten below zero. I cut my arm on a rusty fence, and my idiot neighbour pissed on my house today. I hate this goddamn planet!

B: Hey, you like apple pie?

A: Shut the...well yeah I actually I do.

B: Great, let's go. No, put your wallet down; I've got it covered.

by Ralph January 13, 2005

Niger please

Causcasian variant of Nigga please. The phrase "Nigeria please" may also be used. White people cannot say "nigga" without it being followed by s pimp slap. This more white-friendly expression is good for a laugh with your other white friends, but it is inadvisable to use this expression around black people.

Acceptable:
Whitey #1: Fiddy Cent is better than Kanye.
Whitey #2: Niger please!

Not acceptable:
Black person #1: Fiddy Cent is better than Kanye.
Whitey #2: Niger, please!
Black person #1: What the f--- did you just say mutha f---er? (Pulls out 9mm, horror ensues.)

by Sleepy-wan December 21, 2008

squirrel please

Sony's version of nigga please. Used in a commercial for the PSP. In Sony's commercials, two squirrels talk like black people about how good the portable console is. These commercials are an attempt by Sony to integrate the PSP into the streets, like when they used graffiti for the same purpose. Most people despise these strategies.

First Squirrel: Man, these graphics are NUTS!
Second Squirrel: Yeah. They got more flavour than a pistachio.
First Squirrel: No doubt. I’d woop you head to head!
Second Squirrel: WHAT?! Squirrel please! You have about as much skillz as a chipmunk.
First Squirrel: Yo momma’s a chipmunk!

by Captain Sham May 5, 2006