A prank wherein you hang out in front of an apartment complex, waiting for the inevitable pizza delivery guy to show up (with someone else's order) - and you buy it. A real-life "man in the middle" attack, so to speak.
Roommate: "I'm bored - anyone down for Pizza Roulette?"
You: "Hell yeah - lemme grab my smokes!"
(out front of the building, a few cigarettes later, a pizza delivery guy shows up)
You: "Hey, is that pizza for apartment, uhhh.."
Pizza Delivery Guy: (looks at box) "Apartment 231?"
You: "Yeah, that's us!"
(you pay, he leaves)
You: "Ahh, shit. Anchovies and extra olives - nasty!"
(later)
Guy In Apt. 231: "Hey, where's my motherfuckin' pizza?"
Pizza Shop: "Uhhh.. it was delivered and paid for..?"
You: "Hell yeah - lemme grab my smokes!"
(out front of the building, a few cigarettes later, a pizza delivery guy shows up)
You: "Hey, is that pizza for apartment, uhhh.."
Pizza Delivery Guy: (looks at box) "Apartment 231?"
You: "Yeah, that's us!"
(you pay, he leaves)
You: "Ahh, shit. Anchovies and extra olives - nasty!"
(later)
Guy In Apt. 231: "Hey, where's my motherfuckin' pizza?"
Pizza Shop: "Uhhh.. it was delivered and paid for..?"
by turrican April 7, 2008
Get the Pizza Roulettemug. by Guy555555 December 6, 2007
Get the treatzza pizzamug. Term signifing the act of ejaculating on a girls face and then proceeding to sprinkle toppings such as smarties on top.
by Kevin Hiller December 31, 2007
Get the treatzza pizzamug. Not to be mistaken for a mere emissary, the pizza angel bestows the prodigal pie onto us, thus restoring peace to our maws and souls.
Pizza angel: "O.K., I've got one large pepperoni with a free garlic bread and--"
Resident: "Oh bless thine eyes noble angel of pastry and sauce!"
Pizza angel: "er, Whatever. That'll be 9.99$"
Resident: "Oh bless thine eyes noble angel of pastry and sauce!"
Pizza angel: "er, Whatever. That'll be 9.99$"
by Beepus July 19, 2007
Get the Pizza Angelmug. In Freudian psychoanalytic theory, the phenomenon which occurs when you and your friends each select your own favorite toppings while ordering pizza, yet everyone else ends up eating the masterpiece that you created.
Steve was the victim of pizza envy when his friends devoured his barbeque chicken pizza, leaving him to either 1) eat the inferior sardine-and-jalapeno pizza which his friends insisted on ordering or 2) go hungry.
by Even Steve February 9, 2010
Get the Pizza Envymug. Popular porn video by the best Riley Reid, turned into a popular meme and word play on piece of that ass. Generally meaning, you gon smash that ass.
Virgin: Hey dudette! Did you watch "Pizza That Ass" last night on Rub Hub, that was some strong shit.
Chad: Yeah! I was in the video smashin you fucking NERD! I'm gon take your mom, I want Pizza That Ass
Chad: Yeah! I was in the video smashin you fucking NERD! I'm gon take your mom, I want Pizza That Ass
by dabigmoist August 19, 2017
Get the pizza that assmug. Also called a Scallion Pancake, this is a flat pancake style dough with green onions (scallions) and deep fried. Usually served with a brown hoison sauce.
http://gattinamia.blogspot.com/2006/09/scallion-hot-cake-chinese-style.html
http://gattinamia.blogspot.com/2006/09/scallion-hot-cake-chinese-style.html
customer: I'd like to order a chinese pizza.
employee: Whuh?
customer: I'd like to order a chinese pizza. Right here. (points to item on menu)
Employee: Ahhh...numbah 23. Nex time you ordah by numbah!
employee: Whuh?
customer: I'd like to order a chinese pizza. Right here. (points to item on menu)
Employee: Ahhh...numbah 23. Nex time you ordah by numbah!
by altonb1 December 21, 2008
Get the Chinese Pizzamug.