pito

Pito is a dick head that only cares about himself. HE has anger issues he does not know when to calm the fuck down. He has a tend to always put his hands on WOMAN. He thinks that he is all that but in reality he really isn't. Pito is very unattractive and he will always be lonely. He is also a person that you will never want to be around or spend any kind of time with him. Pito has a big head , a small brain, but the BIGGEST FUCKING attitude ever.

Amiry:Pito is such a DICK
Jalissa: I know he is very ugly too
DESTINIKA: Why is his head so big?
Jalissa: HE's probably smart...
ALL: NAH!!!!!

by BRING IT ON! September 25, 2017

sex pistol

A small white British man who has short man syndrome due to lack of sex. He walks round all day with a "loaded gun" unable to shoot it, he instead takes his anger out on society. A sex pistol often has poor dental hygeine.

A sex pistol came into the store today and lost the plot because we had run out of "reader's wives" magazines.

by blair January 16, 2005

pito

A type of beer brewed locally in northern Ghana, served warm and most commonly in an outdoor seating area

Yo, it's a market day, so we should totally hit up our favorite pito spot

by a leaf of lettuce May 9, 2010

pistol-whipped

A variation on the term "pussy whipped". With the word "pistol" referring to the male genitalia instead.. Or, a talented studbroad and her toys.

"Should I invite Claryssa to the bachelorette party?"
"
You can, but I doubt she'll make it, That dude she's been banging has got her so pistol-whipped she doesn't even answer my texts anymore."

-or-
"WTF, why did Carlos ditch us at this suck-ass bar?"

"Oh, I think his boyfriend wanted to leave, not him, but he's totally pistol-whipped."

-or-

"Damn! That straight friend of Lisa's is cute!"

"The one in the sun-dress? She's hot and married."

"I don't care, I could pistol-whip that ass, she won't ever go home"
"

by Evil Temptress October 14, 2011

Red Hot Pistol

Rock N Roll band from Portland, OR. Been together since 2005. Rapidly climbing the music ranks in Portland. Members include:
Daren Ford - Vocals
Stephen Wilson - Drums
Jesse Jones - Bass
Jerrod Hall - Guitar
Jon Rufner - Guitar
For examples www.myspace.com/redhotpistol

Red Hot Pistol blew my fucking mind tonight!!!

by fuckstickyourmom January 13, 2008

pistol grip

A masturbation technique where your index finger points out and your thumb sticks up while you jerk off.

I tested out the pistol grip while I was jerking off and I shot my load 6 times. I now have an awesome six-shooter.

by DMITCH November 22, 2007

Pistol Whip

the act of strikeing one to the neck with the butt of a pistol.

SHUT THE FUK UP, or i'll pistol whip ur ass

by kman kenny January 15, 2008