Puerto Rican Shower

Quietly splashing yourself with soap and water from a bathroom sink secretly trying to remove some kind of B.O. from yourself without anyone noticing.

Usually done at a friend or relatives house.

I went to my friend's house after working out at the gym, and I met a hot girl that I wanted to hook up with.

I realized I smelled like sweat and ass from the gym so I had to go to the bathroom to take a Puerto Rican Shower to clean myself up, I hope no one heard me splashing around in there.

by z10370 November 8, 2009

pietrochor

the sexy yet clean aroma a boyfriend leaves behind on towels, sheets, and pillows

Peter was over the other night, so nice to hug his pillow and smell his pietrochor.

by zen velo March 11, 2015

Puerto Rican

a hispanic ethnicity in the caribbean. usually of african descent.

i am puerto rican so i am probably african.

by BlueScholar August 3, 2010

A Puertorican Calzone

A "Puertorican Calzone" is when a naked man (usually after sex) tucks his testicles between his legs so they are exposed from behind. He then lays on his stomach and a girl proceeds to give him "cosquillita" (gently running her fingertips on his skin) all over his back, shoulders, ass and balls.

Yo, my girl gave me a Puertorican Calzone last night n put me RIGHT to sleep.

by Tramposo December 14, 2009

Puerto Rican pogo stick

It is the sexual act of a man laying flat on his back while a chick lathers his dick in refried beans and hot sauce to use as lubricant for her ass while she bounces up and down on it using two other gentlemans dicks as handlebars to maintain consistent and steady bouncing rythm.

Hey guys Tiffany-Lynn is down for a Puerto Rican pogo stick I need two volunteers to be the handlebars, I'll take anyone it doesn't matter!

by Reedski April 8, 2015

Puerto Rican Gas Pedal

The act of placing pressure on a woman’s head and face with one’s foot while plowing her from behind. Ideally while she is ass up and face down. Once the pressure is applied, imitate the sound of a shitty motorcycle and hold on for a ride as the woman tries to buck you off due to the amount of disrespect.

Stacy always wanted to be treated dirty as she was fucked from behind. Her reluctant boyfriend gave her a Puerto Rican Gas Pedal in order to comply with her request and brag about doing a PRGP.

by Jogen July 3, 2016

Puerto Rician Credit Card

A gun.

"OMG! He's got a Puerto Rician Credit Card!"

by Hehe_Boobs February 26, 2017