mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep

Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!

by DefineThat November 10, 2014

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Shawn Patterson

Super awesome sex machine

I had great Shawn Patterson last night

by y2bulldog July 26, 2016

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facade pattern

An ugly colored and patterned sweatshirt worn be attractive people when they are trying to be low key.

Wow, did you see that hot chick in the facade pattern over there? She thinks we won't notice!

by D Kremer June 3, 2017

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an album (in the form of a CD, LP, cassette or download this so totally unlistenable. Its music is utter crap. It ain't worth the time or money. So awful it's tragic that it was ever made. Absolute gar-bahg. Rubbish.

1. U2, Genesis, the Ramones, RUSH, Cheap Trick, Living Colour, Roxy Music, REM,ELO,AC/DC, Midnight Oil, INXS and other bands are unique in that while some of their albums are better than others, none of them have released a bad album. They never put out a crap platter.

2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?

Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 3, 2017

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