Pera

it is something that no one has cause we spend it on shit.

Wala ko Pera

by uncertified stranger February 1, 2021

Wet Peruvian Donkey Rash

when a girl is on botom of a donkey show and a guy 1 does her in her other hole while a another guy(guy 2)doing guy 1 in the butt.

Dude 1: You won't believe this Tom, I saw your wife in a wet peruvian donkey rash.

Tom: Oh Sh!t man, tell me your lying.

Dude 1: Sorry....

by kevrob April 24, 2011

Jesus peralta

A gay nibba that likes to succ on eddies toes while kisses him goodnight

Jesus peralta

by Cruz azul sucks June 16, 2018

Peruvian Pinata

First shove a baseball bat into the ass of an unsuspecting bitch. While this bitch has the surprised look on her face and a wide gaping mouth, shit into her face hole. THEN... rip the bat out of her corn-hole and violently knock her teeth out with the force of Barry Bonds on steroids. Finally, once her teeth are on the ground, pick through the shitty carnage and collect teeth like candy. Bring the kids for good clean family fun.

Hey kids!, Watch mommy as daddy gives her a Peruvian Pinata

by JAMES COLLIN OHARA June 20, 2010

Peruvian tunnel malt

noun. when you ejaculate in the anus of a male or femal, and then remove the ejaculate by sucking through a straw

"That fucking chotch gave my girl friend a Peruvian tunnel malt! Oh man, it's open season on his virgin asshole!"

by Ryan April 20, 2004

Peruvian Banana Cake

A Peruvian Banana Cake is a prank in which someone sneaks cocaine and their own sperm into a cake. While making the cake, you would mix sperm and cocaine into either the icing or the cake batter.

Brad: Hey, what are we going to do for Jim's birthday?

Quinn: I decided i would make him a nice Peruvian Banana Cake.

by Kmonney3 April 5, 2011

Perv

anyone who plays with oneself or touchs oneslef(and likes its)

Matt is such a perv!
He wanted to tape me perving!
i saw matt perving him self!

by **Anne** December 28, 2005