F-Peen

F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.

(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)

Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.

by Limber Pelvis October 21, 2014

Mickeys peen

A small penis and pair of balls in the shape of Mickey Mouse

Dude look at the Mickeys peen it’s sick

by Hewooooooo January 23, 2021

ghost peen

When his dick is so white that it looks like casper the friendly ghost

Do you know chad? He has a bad case of Ghost peen.

by Cheezitz March 24, 2020

Peen Cake

When you receive a boner whilst belly flopping into a hard or rough surface and/or before breaking surface tension of water

“I was swimming one time and got a boner while bellyflopping into the pool, I then landed on said boner and now it resembles that of a peen cake”

by The most smooth peen April 05, 2024

Peen Sus

“PENIS MORE LIKE PEEN SUS AHAHAHAHAHAHHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DINGDINGDING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” - some guy who hates amogus memes I think

Look at the definition Peen Sus lol

by CircleBox- August 05, 2021

peen dude

when t fue dies and says peen cause he does not like to say penis

tfue (dies ) thats a fucking peen dude

by jakepaulers #1yee he May 28, 2019

Poofy Peen

When you use a penis pump on the side of the shaft to make it appear thicker

Have you tried the Poofy Peen trend? It’s like the Jenner lip challenge but for your dick!

by Biznite November 25, 2020