Dolly Parton

An old hottie with really really big boobs.

Makes some pretty good music aswell

Have u seen Dolly Partons boobs? They r massive!

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023

A Dolly Parton

A Dolly Parton is a derogatory name to describe someones shift at work. The people who work “A Dolly Parton” are typically white and self entitled people who work in an office all day. They fantasise about what blend of quinoa they’re gonna eat for lunch and will not work any hours outside of 9-5 Mon-Fri. These people are typically found in office buildings. This term originates from dolly partons hit single in the 80s “9 to 5”

Office wanker 1: What shift is Bob on today
Office wanker 2: think he’s on A Dolly Parton
Office wanker 1: He’s currently gossiping out back about Racheal husband
Office wanker 2: Of course he is he loves a bit of Rachael’s pussy

by Officewanker14 October 12, 2023

Parko

Part Goth, Part Emo, All Pointdexter

One who treads that fine line between "sexually ambiguous" and straight out cockmunch

Lives in denial of their nerdism by growing a fringe and pretending to be "alternative"

Known for using props to enhance their chances of picking up:
"Oh I love that ridiculously oversized key hanging around your neck - what is that for?"

"That's the key to my late grandmother's chastity belt"

"Dude, what the fuck?"

Check out Ed in his purple cowboy boots and Elton John sunnies - is he doing a Parko?

Man, I had no luck with the ladies last night - I should've pulled a Parko...then I'd truly be balls deep...

by Saigon Tiger June 24, 2009

pantorant

a freak out, while on the phone. Usually accompanied by wild gestures and turning red in the face, but always silent so that the person on the other end of the phone is none the wiser.

from: pantomime + rant

guy: "I have a conference call in an hour, so could you try not to make too much noise?"

wife: "sure thing"

*an hour later*

wife: OH *@#$!! (drops a plate in the kitchen)

guy: (silently throws his arms around and stares at her intently)

wife: stop pantoranting.

by Dastardly Jim July 6, 2009

pardo mox

the act of doing something which will result in ones own death

alex ate some poison leaves he became pardo mox

by sir round sound December 16, 2009

Pareto optimal

A sophisticated way to say, "Life is not always fair"

Person A: How come Hillary Clinton didn't win the 2008 primaries?

Person B: Well...life in many ways is Pareto optimal. Besides I heard from someone that her campaign slogan was, "Anarchy is my policy for men."

by paisleynotes November 2, 2009

parkourection

An erection that occurs as a result of doing or observing the act of parkour.

Dude... did you see that kong-to-cat? I have a major parkourection right now.

by Jaime_Danielle November 30, 2011