padden

1. a total shithead/spastic, "that guy's a padden"
2. to undertake an act of stupidity, "oops, he did a padden"
3. loosely used as a substitute for most derogatory comments, "what a fucking padden", "stop being a dick you total padden"
4. can be used to define anything stupid or negative in any circumstance, "that damn bird is as fat as a fucking padden"

"i have been working the last 7 hours on a business coursework and i have now got about 40 pages (A level work) and im extremely bored! And what i found out is that u fucking lucky buggers in america do this sort of stuff in university!!!! Im 16 and im doing work that an university student in america does. Now im extremely interested on what work you do in america? Even though i pretty much americans are gay with no inteligence what so ever, and have an arse the size of 2 chairs (im surprised you can get up and off your seats in Macy Ds) which means when you fall over it takes an hour to get up because your legs cant hit the floor. Oooooo OOOoooo here is another one When you become thin again you go on about how hard it was to drop the weight and really all you have done is get lypo lol!!! probably from the hoover lol! Oh and another one is that i see most of you guys cant spell in america, for some reason i always see you spell no as now, noe, or know, like your some sort of retard or infant! Oh and someone tell me why u call each other "dawg" or "nigger" cmon all the words you use to greet each other is an insult made by white people to degrade blacks and now you are using it to sound cool! lol how fucking ignorent and unjust can u get!"

Padden (2004)"So bored so very bored", Ubersite, http://www2.ubersite.com/m/23718

by Michael Padden December 13, 2008

plastic paddy

i am one of these, my father was born in ireland and so were all four of my grandparents. this makes me plastic. Hopefully not always used as an offensive term as my dad calls me it. lol.

he was born over in england, has done more research on irish history and been told every irish story his dad knows, learnt to drive on a tractor in ireland. Hes a plastic paddy.

by dox89 October 8, 2006

paddywhack

1. n. having sex with a fat person.

a paddywhack is like when you feel like you think about it a lot and you need to know what its like, but it also encompasses a preference for larger partners in general.

"dude you talk about these fat ladies a lot you sound like you need a paddywhack"

"girl i know he was big but he was a solid paddywhack"

by bentpin April 25, 2016

paddy wagon

Irish/English word for Police Van where they load up typical gangs of drunks that are acting the eejit in public

by Cully April 1, 2003

Paddy

PADDY- an inconvience you just cant get rid of, a discomfort, an iritant, pure annoyance, anything you do not want or that is a hindrance to your happiness.

I've just stubbed my toe - agh PADDY!

That cloud it blocking the sun.. It's a Paddy cloud

You are such a Paddy!

by BakerJ August 17, 2010

paddler

Term for a recreational canoeist, kayaker or rafter.

He has been a paddler since his first trip in a canoe as a boy scout.

by BobCanoe October 11, 2009

paddington bear

A gay British bear that is often donned in sweaters.

I want to take that cardigan off that paddington bear.

by Detroit Raver June 2, 2018