Pussy Purse

1. Fanny pack worn over female genitalia.

2. Something you can stuff alot of shit into
3. Pouch strapped across the pussy

My wife stuffed her pussy purse for her run.

by Zaoddball February 2, 2024

Egg salad purse

The sound the vagina makes when you stick it in when there's an overabundance of juices.

"Oh my god, your moms coochie sounded like an egg salad purse"

by dookeyshnops February 28, 2025

Purse arms

A women who has saggy skin on her arms that it looks like a purse is hanging from her.

That girl used to be fat, now she has purse arms.

by Clipseo April 15, 2016

lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.

I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".

by QuacksO June 24, 2019

Hit it with your purse sweetheart

When somebody is banging on some shit in the shop

Jimmy, cmon now, hit it with your purse sweetheart !

by Peekaboooooo September 22, 2025

dirt purse

The area in which contraband is stored, kept, or stashed, when one is about to become incarcerated.

Johnny, the cops are coming, stash the shit in your dirt purse!

by WarpedMind46563 July 31, 2017

Leaky Purse

A vagina with a bottle of alcohol hidden inside it.

I searched the girl before she entered the concert and found she had a leaky purse.

by DeLorean James September 12, 2017