Swag Penguin

one who has tremendous swag. with the ability to pick up any girl of guy in a matter of minutes.
by Cmillzyo July 20, 2011
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Frosting the Penguin

The act of masturbating.

One who beats his goose rapidly.

Someone who jacks off a lot.
Ryan was frosting the penguin last night because he doesnt get pussy.

Sam frosts the penguin every day because his girlfriend won't.

Ben usually frosts the penguin to punnet squares because they excite him.
by benb92 August 30, 2009
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Penguin rage

when a short fat teacher rages in the class room
omg ms.@#%$ is having a penguin rage11111

teacher: "get back to your work and stop talking"
by straightupgangsta2 January 12, 2011
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pittsburgh penguins

My hometown team, which I love. The Penguins have a lot in common with the Chicago Bulls (unitl recently): both have a 1 man history (Jordan's Bulls/Mario's Pens). The Pens were up and down and had several different owners through 1980. Then, in '83, the sucky Penguins were rewarded with the ultimate prize: the greatest player to ever play, Mario Lemieux. Mario was incredible, but needed help for the team to win. In '90, they aquied players like Barrasso, Jagr, Francis, and Samuellson and ended up winning back to back Stanley Cups. But in the '90s, Mario had cancer and back issues, but Jagr, Francis, and Kasperitis stepped it up and the Penguins made the playoffs every year from '90 to '01. But bankruptcy is now the downfall of the Pens (Mario own them now), who have a crappy arena and can't afford anyone but crappy players. Please keep the Pens in Pittsburgh!
by SteelTown69 March 30, 2004
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Fat Penguin

A humourous way to describe a story used by individuals in order to break the ice at parties where individuals may not be overly familiar with each other or may not have made each others acquaintance previously.
The story I used was a fat penguin: it really broke the ice!
by ThePeej August 15, 2008
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Penguin Shit

by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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baby penguin

In India it is widely referred to "Aditya Uddhav Thackeray" or Someone dim wit on higher position because of nepotism.
This baby penguin has no idea about politics.
by Balasaheb September 09, 2020
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