Pissing Match

Engaging in an argument that really has no point or merit. It is clear that nobody can win the argument, so it becomes a "Pissing Match"... To resolve a Pissing Match requires two simple items. 1.) A Balloon and 2.) Urine... Simply fill the balloon with urine as you would an ordinary water balloon. Wait for the person that you are in the pissing match with to get distracted, and then when they least expect it, throw the Urine balloon at the ceiling above their head. This will result in a rain storm of piss and should arguably put an end to your Pissing Match!

The other day, my mom and I got into this pissing match. I found it to be senseless and the argument really had no merit on either end. So I filled up a balloon with my piss and threw it at the ceiling. You should have seen her face when she was suddenly drenched in pee!!! I win!

by The Bear... February 11, 2014

Pissing like a Dentist

The term for a time during drinking when you suddenly need the toilet near constantly even if you have just been (also known as "breaking the Piss-barrier") Can also be applyed to non-alcohol related constant toilet trips but is mainly used describing when under the influence and alcohol is the cause.

Dan: Where do you keep dissapearing off to every 2 minutes.
Sam: Cant help it im pissing like a dentist!

or

Jason: Lets get in here.
Josh: Nah look at the queue lets go somewere else quick i feel like im gonna start pissing like a dentist!

by mEDan September 19, 2009

pasting

When someone gets beaten up so badly, they become physically unrecognisable.

If that cunt even so much as looks at my girlfriend, I'll give him a good ol' pasting!

by teknonutter July 10, 2005

Pissing in the wind

The act of urinating outside during windy weather

pissing in the wind

by Hejnhhgvb November 11, 2018

pissingbee

pissingbee is literally the best person ever, they're so kind and nice, i will protect them if i could. They're the best friend you can ever ask for <3

Are you friends with pissingbee?

by That one simp May 1, 2021

Ass Pissing

Dhiarea

I had Taco Bell for dinner last night and I’ve been ass pissing ever since.

by StinkyMcgee November 19, 2017

Dark Passenger

A state of being referred to when you display latent toxic traits toward your significant other while intoxicated on a hit reality tv show.

Stassi had to Beau apologise for going Dark Passenger and shouting at him at their friends birthday party

by Scandoval April 25, 2023