MS Paint

The godliest drawing program. Something that you can use at school, work, your 7 year old cousin's birthday party, etc. It's better than photoshop!

Ben: "I used MS Paint at my brother's b-day party 'cause he's annoying."
Lisa: "Yeah, I feel you."

by Spookycould April 01, 2021

French Paint

Cum....
French paint is cum

"Paint me like one of your french girls!"
"Man I French painted that girl til she was albino."

by ChadhasCancer June 30, 2023

paint kink

aroused by paint on humans.

Joseph was shirtless, his chest painted with colors. It was almost like I had a paint kink wanting him to do things to me because of the sight.

by @crazyxshit February 24, 2021

painted rust

when failing infrastructure that needs to get repaired gets a face lift instead

structural get rusted out and we repaint them even though half the steel went flowing down the river long ago

we have a painted rust problem in the united states no wounder we have so many bridge collapses and sinkholes

by dihydromonoxide December 16, 2011

jizz painting

The act of cumming onto a girls stomach and using that cum to paint a picture with your dick

After I finished on Jenna I made a jizz painting of her much hotter sister

by legratsp October 08, 2013

Puffy Paint

A Type Of Paint Used By Artist Youtuber Moriah Elizabeth.

Moriah: Puffy Paint
Fans: Puppy Paint? You Mean Puffy Paint?

by squishymakeovermoriahelizabeth November 07, 2020

Sandwich painting

Before adding the actual tuna or egg to your sandwich, spreading mayo on a piece of bread using that stupid little pastry brush.

Sandwich painting isn't very useful if you want to eat healthy. Duh that's because mayo is too fat for us humans.

by Sexydimma June 02, 2023