An Oyster Oven is a slang term that describes that act where a women is lying in bed, where she pulls the covers over the their head while admitting air from the vagina, thereby creating an unpleasant situation in an enclosed space.
Man, you dutched opened me! Pff, that's, my girlfriend total oyster ovened me last night while we were in bed.
by AMunie October 18, 2012
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Terry was quite mad when he woke up with a start to find that Bob was giving him some Cowboy Oysters.
by Greennight October 31, 2011
Get the Cowboy Oysters mug.(Noun) Oysters that are almost sure to get someone sick. Given that Nebraska is far from the ocean it’s difficult to get fresh oysters making bacteria common.
Seth couldn’t make it tonight because he wasn’t feeling well. I think it was those Nebraska Oysters he ate yesterday.
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Get the Wheatland Oyster mug.Darn Bryan you need to wet wipe to rid yourself of those buttcrack oysters. Or Bryan quit being such a buttcrack oyster and grab your fishing pole let's go!
by anonymous May 23, 2023
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I’ve heard that chick likes to put out. She has an aggressive vagina. A tenacity oyster, if you will .
by Dom Dom June 16, 2023
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Friend 1: "Last night we were everything everywhere!"
Friend 2: "Dayum broski we were certainly on another quest for the Mysterious Oysters!"
Friend 2: "Dayum broski we were certainly on another quest for the Mysterious Oysters!"
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