oystered

To be sneakily poked with a persons extended moist tongue.

While partaking in a netflix and chill sesh, my boyfriend oystered me.

by heiney89 February 15, 2017

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 30, 2025

Oyster Bash

the female equivalent of a sausage fest

the all girls school has an oyster bash every weekend

by edmondsun August 19, 2009

oyster catcher

A slutty chick or guy that loves to swallow just after meeting a guy.

What an oyster catcher, Annie is. She just took that dude into the bathroom.

by Ninclouse2000 October 2, 2019

Oyster bay

1. Same thing as a bearded clam. 2
A regional shoreline park located in san leandro. Ca.just south of oakland.

1. I swam in sheree s oyster bay last night.2 let's go to oyster bay this weekend and pack a picnic lunch and go hiking.

by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021

Female oyster

Mistaken google translation of the word #mesugaki.

In the Japanese language there's a phenomenon called rendaku, which causes a voiceless consonant to become voiced (in this case the letter "k" becomes "g"). Prefix "mesu" (jap. 雌 written in kana as めす / メス ) means female animal or plant. The translator mistakenly took the word #mesugaki ( jap. メスガキ = female brat) for the "mesukaki" (female oyster) undergoing rendaku.

Uohhhh! Damn female oyster, correction is needed! 😭😭😭💢💢💢

by sobbingmess April 29, 2024

Rotten Oyster

When a male ejaculates cum into his own hand and then eats it in one swallow

I broke up with my boyfriend when he ate a rotten oyster in front of me.

by Cupcakemaker1984 August 6, 2025