by DUD.SPUD January 13, 2008
Get the God mug.a much debated entity whose "existence" has helped and hurt many throughout Its inception, its followings are extremely similar and subdivided, its followers range from average to zealot, the latter of which tries to impose their unwanted opinions on everyone else, hopefully someday everyone will shut up about god, and those who believe in him will believe in him and those who don't won't, and then pigs will fly and Santa will come with those overdue presents.
believer: hay have i told you of the love of god?
nonbeliever: for the hundredth time yes, and for the millionth time he is not real
believer: *thinks poor soul* i will pray for you
nonbeliever: shut up with the condescending god crap
*fight breaks out , everyone dies and cthulhu's plan to indirectly kill everyone by inventing god succeeds*(couldn't resist the cthulhu thing)
nonbeliever: for the hundredth time yes, and for the millionth time he is not real
believer: *thinks poor soul* i will pray for you
nonbeliever: shut up with the condescending god crap
*fight breaks out , everyone dies and cthulhu's plan to indirectly kill everyone by inventing god succeeds*(couldn't resist the cthulhu thing)
by lucas_D September 15, 2009
Get the God mug.1) All of existence; All things known and unknown to man; the whole incompassed reality preceived and unpreceived; all things including time space and other unidentified dementional planes.
2) The abstract concept of an intelligent creator of all of existence, physical and metaphysical; the creator of the heavens, the earth, man, and all of life.
3) A deity with power and domain on Earth and in the nether worlds; an interdementional being; a terrestrial being technologically capable of traveling through dementional planes,thusly passing through time space; an Alien; an Angel; a Demon
4) The creator figure worshipped by Jewish, Christian, and Islamic religions;
The single intelegant all knowing all powerful leader of man and spirit.
5) A deity worshipped by non Jews, non Christians, non Islamics; a pagan deity worshipped for it's attributed earthly or cosmic powers and responsabilities.
6) A human with a moving presence and purpose; a person that captures the essence of a time, era, movement, or media; a Rock Star,Poet, Artist, Political Leader, etc. that moves someone or some group of people profondly.
7) An extremelly sexually attractive person; An extremelly proficient sexual partner.
2) The abstract concept of an intelligent creator of all of existence, physical and metaphysical; the creator of the heavens, the earth, man, and all of life.
3) A deity with power and domain on Earth and in the nether worlds; an interdementional being; a terrestrial being technologically capable of traveling through dementional planes,thusly passing through time space; an Alien; an Angel; a Demon
4) The creator figure worshipped by Jewish, Christian, and Islamic religions;
The single intelegant all knowing all powerful leader of man and spirit.
5) A deity worshipped by non Jews, non Christians, non Islamics; a pagan deity worshipped for it's attributed earthly or cosmic powers and responsabilities.
6) A human with a moving presence and purpose; a person that captures the essence of a time, era, movement, or media; a Rock Star,Poet, Artist, Political Leader, etc. that moves someone or some group of people profondly.
7) An extremelly sexually attractive person; An extremelly proficient sexual partner.
1) God is everthing and everywere. God is time and space. God is infinite.
2)God created the Sun, and all the planets; God created all matter in the cosmos. God created love and passion; God created hate and pain.
3) The being seemed to be in my mind as it stood before me; it used my own mind to comunicate with me; this being seemed to be made of light or the lack of it; the being seemed to be able to transfer from place to place without moving; it was either a hullucination or a god.
4)The Islamic terrorist flew planes into the buildings and killed hundreds of people in the name of God. The Crusaders killed thousands of people because those people did not believe in the Christian God. The Jews are called God's chosen people.
5) The wine flows as the roman women worships the god Dionisos tonight. If you anger the god Posidon, he will sink your ship.
6) Jim Morrison is a god.
7) She is a god; I am obssesed with her beauty.
2)God created the Sun, and all the planets; God created all matter in the cosmos. God created love and passion; God created hate and pain.
3) The being seemed to be in my mind as it stood before me; it used my own mind to comunicate with me; this being seemed to be made of light or the lack of it; the being seemed to be able to transfer from place to place without moving; it was either a hullucination or a god.
4)The Islamic terrorist flew planes into the buildings and killed hundreds of people in the name of God. The Crusaders killed thousands of people because those people did not believe in the Christian God. The Jews are called God's chosen people.
5) The wine flows as the roman women worships the god Dionisos tonight. If you anger the god Posidon, he will sink your ship.
6) Jim Morrison is a god.
7) She is a god; I am obssesed with her beauty.
by Dirty Dustin October 22, 2006
Get the God mug.1) The all-good all-powerful all-seeing all-knowing creator-being in most religions, although there are different names and often many gods
2) The topic on UD where they're all reccomended for deletion, good or not.
2) The topic on UD where they're all reccomended for deletion, good or not.
1) god is the creator.
2) Christian/jew/muslim etc: Ah... this is athiest (or agnostic). Delete.
Atheist: Ah... theist (or agnostic)... delete.
Agnostic: Ah... doesn't show both sides... delete.
2) Christian/jew/muslim etc: Ah... this is athiest (or agnostic). Delete.
Atheist: Ah... theist (or agnostic)... delete.
Agnostic: Ah... doesn't show both sides... delete.
by Darkshadow July 4, 2006
Get the god mug.by AjuntaPall August 2, 2006
Get the god mug.god is the creator of everything in this world...who gave his up his son to save us even though we did not do anything to deserve his love...he loves us unconditionally...has written the most famous book of all time. Still some people do not want to believe in him.....take a look outside ur window...wat do u see..u see this beautiful world that has been corrupted by human desires...god created this world...but ppl still choose to believe that this world we live in has been created by LUCK...tat a few dust particles came together in space and BOMM...we have earth...or even yet...ur looking at ur computer screen...do u think ur computer just came to be by LUCK?...ppl came to be by luck...n they by luck evolved into beautiful species...then they by luck built this computer?...n by luck hooked it up to a monitor...by luck hooked it up to a keyboard n by luck invented computer graphics...or even yet...u by luck learned how to read what i'm writing now...anywayz u get the point...GOD IS GREAT....believe now n u'll be able to enjoy eternal life with god in heaven
by follower of christ October 29, 2006
Get the God mug.That guy...I'm sure I heard something about him sometime. Isn't he the one that we are all meant to be scared of if we do bad?!
by Jen March 7, 2005
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