popped crumbs

When a mans anal juices burst from his hole

We fucked too hard and he popped crumbs.

by manbro6969 February 25, 2015

Crumb Bum

A term of utter contempt for a man without any honor, scruples or roots for the future. A man with no respect for women and no financial stability. A man who schemes to gleam. A man who “acts as if.” A poser; a wankster. A hustler with no heart. A man who shines cause his girl is minted; douche.

Conversation

“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”

“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”

Conversation

“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”

“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”

“Got you.”

by Janejsmith85 May 7, 2022

crumb shelf

Cleavage that is particularly notorious for picking up crumbs. This often happens if you wear open tops, or have a larger shelf to work with.

Jodie checked her bra only to find half of that oreo she lost earlier — thanks, crumb shelf!

by ogmack122 June 29, 2017

Crumb Punk

A softer, more artistically gifted breed of the common dirty hipster.

"That was a total crumb punk party last night."
"Yeah, he hangs out with crumb punks now."

by Scry Love April 15, 2014

Crumb Soup

Gravy made from batter bits left in cooking oil after frying meat.

Please add an extra scoop of that Crumb Soup on my mashed potatoes.

by Sunrise6771 February 27, 2024

crumb cake bitch

The type of bitch that that's not only crumby but crumbles to the floor when out of line.

Listen here you crumb cake bitch get the fuck outta my walls

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 10, 2022

body crumbs

body crumbs - a way of describing your dead skin cells, body crumbs are like bread crumbs but from your body.

i hate bathing in all of my body crumbs.

by Sophie.ferg November 15, 2017