october 18

if you throw your shortest friend you
like dick in your ass

jesse:”aight watch this imma throw indy”
joe”YO THIS DUDE LIKES DICKS IN HIS ASS”

october 18: if you throw your shortest friend you are gay

by not today joe mana October 17, 2019

October 26

National Cricket Day
Only bitches are afraid of crickets so use this day as an excuse to scare then

"October 26th is national cricket day so you know what that means......"
"You are gonna scare that bitch with some crickets?"
"Hell yeah"

by Yaboislenderjames October 20, 2019

October 24

It’s national hold hands day!!!!
When you see a guy/girl hold their hand.

Brent: oh there’s Taylor I’m going to hold her hand since it’s October 24

by emmaL October 22, 2019

October 27

Kiss your best friend/friends day

Yo, It is October 27 national kiss your bestie day so here’s a kiss.

by Djdjdjmydick October 25, 2019

october 27

national ask out a girl day and national hug your girl and give her your hoodie day

yooo it’s october 27th go get her man

by dumbythic October 26, 2019

October 27th

October 27th is international punch Ryan in the dick day. Today it is encouraged that you punch anyone named Ryan in the dick.

Oh today October 27th, I simply can’t wait to punch Ryan in the dick.

by dillydilly1322 October 26, 2020

October 28th

National spend time with your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant-other day

oh boy its october 28th time to spend time with my boyfriend/girlfriend/significant-other

by WomanSlayer34 October 30, 2020