On my ones

"On my ones" is a popular phrase used in South East London high schools and is simply slang for “on my own”. As all slang does, the phrase slowly died out and is now used purely for comic effect. Variants of the phrase include: On your ones, Ones and One-sies.

Guy A: I'm just going to go get some chocolate.

Guy B: Don't leave me On my ones!

Guy A: Shut up...

by BakedBeans November 29, 2009

nair-one

(phrase}
Urban slang to express that you don't have any of a particular item. You don't even have close to one of the items in question.

Teacher: Lamont, you got a pencil?
Lamont: No mam, I ain't got nair-one.

by cardopolis July 07, 2005

One Deep

A lifestyle of being your own man/woman; Independent of all other beings; A state of being non-reliant on others for satisfaction in life.

"That man lives life one deep."

by DHizzie December 25, 2006

one-mississippi

Often the phrase used to count out a full second.

"On the count of three, okay?"
"Okay! One-Mississippi...two Mississippi...three-Mississippi...go!"

by eeadl November 24, 2013

hot one

A bullet

You about to catch a hot one.

by SmackAhoe July 24, 2003

fat one

a large joint.

"I just rolled myself a fat one."

by bgt April 01, 2003

kick one

to run from the police.

"last night while we were smokin at the park the pigs rolled up on us and we had to kick one."

by yourhighness December 24, 2013